Firecracker vs. Fish Tank, THOR video from Comic-Con, Tara Reid Drunken Party Pics, Dee Snider in Texas, Adler's Appetite LIVE, Old School Shauna Sand, Amy Reid is Oily

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A group of college-age MENSA members drop a firecracker into a ten gallon fish tank:

What did they THINK was going to happen. The Goldfish are OK. The Fish Tank isn't.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and Gentlemen, dorks of all ages (like us)... let your geek flag fly... it's Exclusive THOR footage!

If you were lucky enough to see it at Comic-Con, then ... Good for you. If not, then Enjoy... and if you don't know THOR, you have catching up to do.

Adriana Lima is Not a Good Bikini Model (WWTDD)

'Scuse us, ma'am Enough with the 'Ugly Betty' crap and drop yer pants!


Tara Reid Drunken Party Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Just the way we like her shitface drunk and falling out of her shirt... those acting gigs are right around the corner!
Would You Eat Sushi Out of a Tube? The Sushi Popper is Now Available! (The Campus Socialite)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela shouldn't play soccer naked. She's going to get hurt. Are we missing the point? Again? (Freakshow Planet)

Grub For Guys: Peanut Butter and Banana Burger (Bullz-Eye)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (UPROXX)

Ashley Nicole Arthur shouldn't play basketball naked. The other team might get distracted, you know? (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

Cassie Kellar is one Student whose Body We'd like to Study (z0d)

Facebook Sex Interactive Adventure (FunnyCrave)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER jumped on stage with GRADY at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally:

"We're Not Gonna Take it"? What, the rising cost of Icy Hot? See, that's an old person joke. Albeit a bad one.

Former GUNS N' ROSES drummer Steven Adler and ADLER's APPETITE rolled out their new song "Alive" in Santa Ana:

Because he's such a nice fella, he's giving away the song with every purchase of his new book... for a limited time, of course.

From Classic Rock to Classic Racks...

Holy Jamoley! Shauna Sand, who you kmight know from a li'l sex tape... was once a PLAYBOY Playmate of the Month:

This clip was from a 1997 Playboy Video Centerfold video. WOW. 13 years and a lot of plastic surgery makes all the difference.

Remember German adult starlet Amy Reid? She's wetting up her boobs again:

She's doing it all in the name of her profession of course. you can see the full scene in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now (see? we no lie).

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Tuesday Links: Shauna Sand Sex Tape is ONLINE, San Diego Street Brawl, Rob Zombie LIVE in Hollywood, Expendables Trailer, Lots o' Link Love, Alexa Adams, Tara Sparx, and Carrie Minter

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Why does Shauna Sand look so surprised?

Because her homemade SEX TAPE is now available online!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Being a tough guy in a drunken street brawl is so much harder...

...when you're wearing a Tinkerbell costume.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Macy Gray is wearing a see-through sweater. Buh-lech. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lane Elizabeth Lost Her Lace Undies (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Kelly (Bullz-Eye)

Alanna H...HOLY HELL!!! (Gorillamask)

Move over, mister...here comes Maria Milano (Freakshow Planet)

Don't Worry, They're Only Canadians (Top Cultured)

African Transvestite Parade Is Scary (DJMICK)

The Best Movie Clip Mashup Ever? (LemonDrop)

Awkward Guy at the Orgy (atom)

Fedor 'The Last Emperor' Emelianenko Is Not a Fan of 'Rocky IV' (Asylum)

New Horror Comedy May Contain Actual Comedy (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Sexy Alexa Adams is getting naked outdoors:

She's 20. She's naked...and she's far from shy.

Busty British blond Tara Sparx is spending a ton of time oiling up her boobs:

OK, sure... if we had boobs like that, we'd lotion them up too.

From racks to rock, we move to ROB ZOMBIE, who is out on tour now:

"Living Dead Girl" LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium.

From dead girls to dead guys, it's the new trailer for SYLVESTER STALLONE's New Movie The Expendables:

Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Roberts, Willis, Schwarzenegger... all blowing shit up in 2010.

aaaand here's some more dead guys...err, Zombies...in George A. Romero's New Zombie film, Survival Of The Dead

Romero. Zombies. What more could you want?

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Living Dead Girl' LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium
Carrie Minter Covers Herself In Shaving Cream
The Expendables - Trailer
Tara Sparx Oils up Her Huge British Boobs
George Romero's Survival Of the Dead Promo Trailer
Alexa Adams Posing Naked Outdoors
Halloween Brawl in San Diego

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Monday Links: Fourth of July Fools, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Michael Jackson Rehearsal video, KISS in Argentina, Face Planting, Leg Lifting, Boob Exposing

Haha. You drove your waverunner into 40 feet of low tide:

We never get tired of morons. Have to thank the woman for Tweeting this. She's got a keen eye for stupid. That's why she lives with us.

Speaking of the 4th of July...

Did you go to the shore this weekend and hook up with an engaged chick in a beach motel? If so, congratulations. You did exactly what 90% of the population did.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for She is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Monica Sweet and Nataly:

RateMyWOW: Monica Sweet
RateMyWOW: Nataly

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This folks, is what is called "Instant Karma"


Next time you feel like tooling on someone, think about this, Bubba.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your rotten attitude is, so lighten up before you get shit-canned)

Kim Kardashian BBQ Bikini Spread (and Kim Kardashian spreading her legs for Ray J)

Babies Love Boobs Too (Manofest)

The Peekaru Makes The Snuggie Look Cool

'I never Copped A Feel' (Michael Jackson parody)

Another 48 Funny Signs That Got Lost In Translation

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' angle works for some folks)

Our friend Melissa Midwest is all about the boob-massage:

Quite frankly, so are we. Maybe she'll hook us up. You never know

Aaand as long as we're on the topic of boobs, Charlie is taking her bra off:

Granted, she's on the bathroom floor... she's still getting naked though.

From racks, we go to rock... and KISS played in front of 55,000 people of Buenos Aires:

That's Gene. That's not Ace. It's Tommy Thayer.

...and here's the final MICHAEL JACKSON rehearsal footage from the Staples Center:

That's Australian guitarist Orianthi Panagaris, by the way. She's played with everyone from Carrie Underwood to Steve Vai to Eric Clapton.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Tara Scotti and Mercedes work their legs and Arms
KISS: 'Strutter' Live in Buenos Aires
Melissa Midwest Boob Rubdown on the Bed
Final Michael Jackson Rehearsal Footage at STAPLES Center
Charlie Strips Topless on the Bathroom Floor
CCTV: Factory Worker Knocked Over by Forklift
Sexy Russian Teen Rita Gets Naked
Face Plant = Instant Karma

 

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Friday Links: Mutt in the bed, Porn Star gags during fellatio-fest, Crappy Kansas Driving, KISS on American Idol, Busty Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo

Waking up next to a strange woman is one thing, but DAMN...

Yeah, that's a joke. We don't hump the dog. Often.s

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

We don't know much about sports, but we DO know Perfect Strangers.

Apparently Manu Ginobili from the SPURS looks like Bronson Pinchot. We're not going to disagree.

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Heh. That's one seriously big Kindle. Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

...and one time, this porn chick named Cora blew SO many guys...

This girl Cora... aka Carolin Berger...is what we call a 'Go Getter'... or a 'Go Gagger'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sir... you suck, and so does your driving.

That's it. We're avoiding Kansas at all costs.

Those opportunists is KISS were rockig out with Adam Lambert last night on American Idol:

...yeah, those dirty, filthy... rich as fuck...oppor...tunists. Shit. We choose the wrong line of work.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(As long as we're talking about rock bands... MÖTLEY CRÜE is hitting the road with GODSMACK, THEORY OF A DEAD MAN, DROWNING POOL, and CHARM CITY DEVILS at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

This hot piece of amazing ass is Brooke Haven and she's got a glass dildo.

...and we all have rods.

Renata Daninsky has an itchy bikini. It has to come off.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Renata Daninsky Peels Off Her Bikini Poolside
Caught on CCTV: Car Smashes Through Wichita City Hall
PLAYBOY Coed of the Month - Lindsey Alvarez Displays her 34D's
Caught on CCTV: Robbers attack man in motorized wheelchair
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Gets Rid of Her Long Black Gloves...and Bra
Smoker sets off Sprinkler and Floods Subway Store
Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo
KISS performs with Adam Lambert on American Idol Finale

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Thursday Links: Bree Olson Pencil holder, Terminator Spoof, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, Buff Babes and their Boobs, New videos from OZZY and DROWNING POOL

You love Bree Olson, right?

Now you can get this realistic Bree Olson CyberSkin Pencil Holder - at a 33% discount, no less!!

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

Whoa...nipples.

Yeah, umm she's done some TV and she umm, yeah... This total distraction comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Since the Cannes Film Festival is going on, it's timely that we point out the Festival of Cans (SFW). Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Robert Downey Jr and he's a friggin' action hero...

Funny how that IRON MAN thing opened up doors for a fella, eh?

Our boys in DROWNING POOL have a new video for "Shame":

...and there probably IS.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(While we're talking about DROWNING POOL, we should mention that they're joining MÖTLEY CRÜE on the road at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

Gents (and ladies), this is Tara Scotti.

Tara is an IFBB Figure Competitor and her boobs can kick your ass.

Nella Has a Gold Bikini. The Bikini is evil. She MUST remove it.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Crystal Gunns and Her Sex Machine
DROWNING POOL: 'Shame' - Official Video
Tara Scotti Strips Down to her Pink Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE is spooked by the Samsung Alias 2
Naughty Nella takes off Her Gold Bikini
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Trailer 1

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