Weekend Flings, Worst SUV Driver, Church collapsing, Lindsay Stole a Rolex, Massive Melon Mystery, Steve Vai and Orianthi do 'Stairway', Brazil Loves MEGADETH, Jenny Hendrix is Oily, Huge Polish Hooters

It's time to make some reservations and spend the holiday weekend banging that sexy co-worker you've had your eye on:

This pristine motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage inter-office affairs. Bring a few changes of clothes.

Because if you don't move soon, the Dancing Bear is going to pick up where you left off...

If you don't fill that empty spot, then SOMEONE...or SOMETHING...has to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

Your SUV is mounting the car in front of it...


...you're officially the WORST driver on the planet.

Man builds church to honor God. God makes rain to destroy church...


Oh no. It's the Apocalypse. Everybody Run.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Stole a $35,000 Rolex! (WWTDD)

Hey-O! Maybe she can get in on a work release program that involves her dancing topless or getting chopped into pieces


They're hypnotic, aren't they? Guess who these babies belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come on, it's an easy one brain-dead, blond, and will alter her body drastically to get famous... Shit, we just described every woman in Hollywood. Sorry.

Kim Kardashian: My Husband Beat, Abused Me (PopEater)

Riley Jensen has that all-around innocent girl look...oooh, and she's showing off her pink taco (Freakshow Planet)

TV Power Rankings - Spring 2010 Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is lettting the fresh mountain air graze across her lack of pubic hair (Dailyniner)

20 English Models (DJMICK)

Evidence that the University of Texas at Austin is Playboy’s Top Party School (TheCampusThrone)

Mickey Rourke As A Dog-Loving Ghengis Khan? Yes, Please. (FilmDrunk)

Valentina Vaughn is wearing a very tiny White Thong...and that's it (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

KFC + Krispy Kreme = Luther Double Down (TopCultured)

Top 10 Classic Facebook Fails (TheBachelorGuy)

Accurate Carnival Signs (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

On Idol Gives Back the other night, STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI gave a li'l help to MARY J. BLIGE for her performance of LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course we can't forget Randy Jackson and Travis Barker... they helped too.

Hot damn, them folks in Brazil sure do enjoy the MEGADETH, now don't they?

Listen to them chant along with "Symphony Of Destruction"... them's is possessed!

you know what else Brazilians enjoy?? Brazilians Enjoy Prostitutes!

From big guitars to big booty (like we don't use that line endlessly...)

There's a reason Jenny Hendrix from Big Wet Asses won the 2009 AVN Award for 'Best Threeway Sex Scene' for her role in The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience:

She's a girl that's willing to go the extra mile... like oiling up her round hiney in BIG WET ASSES 16 - on Demand Now.

Step aside large bottom, we have LARGE BOSOMS to showcase!

Everyone say 'Hi' to Enormously Chesty Polish Gal Rachaela:

Her 36F-sized bosoms cannot be contained by mere fabric... nosiree! Adios, shirt! Here comes the fun...bags.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Goat Bagpipe, Frozen hair in Alaska, Mystery Cleavage, Lindsay Lohan Looks...umm, Steve Vai is Awesome, Busty MILF Kandi Kox, Mindy Vega

Your cocky neighbor just left for a weekend in Vegas. but his wife is home alone!:



Opportunity is knocking. You gonna answer the door? See? Doesn't she look LONELY??? Go keep her company!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

An older gentleman takes his obsession with blowing goats a little too far:




We hate bagpipes. We despise goats. Blending the two didn't improve that one bit.

Soooo, you wanted to run outside in -12 degree weather soaking wet to see if your hair would freeze?




Congrats, fella. You have frozen hair...and frostbite...and pneumonia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





whose slightly-famous homewrecking cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Don't think too hard because she's shown those boobs off in nearly every film she's done.





Holy shit. Lindsay looks banged up (WWTDD)



Damn... remember when she used to take her clothes off in movies?.



Interview with "The Most Interesting Man in the World" (Bullz-Eye)



Brendy Leigh is the kind of girl we'd like to lay with...and lay. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



The Edible Bacon Candle. Pork Products Meet Mood Lighting (The Bachelor Guy)



Busty Brea Lynn is busting out of her Boulder Holder (z0d)



Hula-Hooping Never Looked So Good (EGO TV)



Izzy Bella is touching her pretty pink spot (Dailyniner)



Meet Some Real Women Who Love Porn With Starlet Bobbi Starr (Asylum)



James Cameron Says Clash Of The Titans Sucks (FilmDrunk)



Press X To Jason: The Game (Heavy)



Mike Rowe Sneaks Dirty Joke into Sesame Street (Today's Big Thing)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Why showcase a five month-old video of STEVE VAI?



Because Steve Vai plays guitar better than we do. He's also got a transparent pointy green guitar.

From guitar gods, to "Oh my GOD"...

Busty MILF Kandi Kox is enjoying the luckiest Popsicle EVER:



incidentally, you should see what she did to the lucky fella who came along after she finished the Popsicle.

as long as we're talking breasticles, sexy Czech babe Jannete has 32DD breasts:



and she's not afraid to dangle them around like hefty bags full of pudding...nice image, right?

Now, conversely... Mindy Vega might not have the biggest boobs in the world...



but what she lacks in cup size, she more than makes up for in hotness.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls while Peeing, QUEENSRŸCHE LIVE in Romania, STEVE VAI and ANDY TIMMONS honor Michael Jackson, Busty Brianna Frost, Aria Giovanni and Ashlynn Brooke

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