Crazy Old Lady (subtitled), Airport LSD Freakout, Jesse James Denies Sex Tape, Mystery Cleavage, SLASH on Jay Leno, Busty Bella Blaze, PLAYBOY's Amy Sue Cooper and Lindsay Wagner

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.

You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.

 

Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!

Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD)

You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.

Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe

9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy)

Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner)

Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad)

Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave)

Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy)

Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d)

NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype)

$300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert)

Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":

SLASH's new disc is in stores now.

From big rock to big racks...

Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:

and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.

yay. more boobies

Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:

and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.

Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:

Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":

Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Friday Links: Fireworks are FUN, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Amazing Girl plays Amazing Golf, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS and TESLA LIVE, Rachel Aziani and Lindsay Wagner Getting Naked

Heyll yeah, It's the 4th Of July tomorrow. Time to pull out that big box o' fireworks you keep in your mom's basement.

Don't buy a bunch of fireworks and DON'T blow your hands off

...and if you're headed to the shore this weekend...

Why don't you find a nice married gal to hook up with in a beach motel. It's just her hands that smell like haddock, we promise.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for She is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Lara and Kate:

RateMyWOW: Kate
RateMyWOW: Lara

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ha. Your girlfriend just kicked your ass in golf. How do you feel now, Chester?

Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot - Watch more Funny Videos

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your rotten attitude is, so lighten up before you get shit-canned)

Kim Kardashian BBQ Bikini Spread (and Kim Kardashian spreading her legs for Ray J)

Babies Love Boobs Too (Manofest)

The Top 40 Real Men of Genius commercials

'I never Copped A Feel' (Michael Jackson parody)

Another 48 Funny Signs That Got Lost In Translation

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' angle works for some folks)

You know, Rachel Aziani is our kind of girl:

... getting drunk and naked in public? We're all for it!

as long as we're admiring naked chicks, let's tip the hat to Lindsay Wagner:

No, not the Bionic Woman, the PLAYBOY one.

From racks, we go to rock... with STONE TEMPLE PILOTS in Los Angeles:

Weiland and the guys rockin' the St. Jude Rock 'n Roll Hope Show.

...and then we jet on over to Italy where our friends in TESLA are still hanging tough:

OK, bad pun. "Hang Tough" is the song. Blah Blah Blah...we stink.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Rachel Aziani Getting Naked Outside
Surfer Almost Gets Hit by Waverunner
Erica Campbell Topless on the Beach
Las Vegas Reporter Slaps Unruly Man During Michael Jackson Report
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: 'Wicked Garden' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lindsay Wagner nude Photo Shoot

 

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