Osprey Takes Out Tree, Megan Fox in a Bikini, Bret Michaels Drops 'Idol' Hint, New KORN video, Brand New Mary Carey, Bella Valentine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

The V22 Osprey is great for inserting troops into rocky terrain...

...and getting rid of pesky trees in your backyard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox. In A Bikini (WWTDD)

and where would we be without... Megan Fox...WITHOUT a bikini!


Jaimie Hilfiger (um, who?) is wearing a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Sexy Celebrities And Their Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Pipkin is having a Picnic... Oh wait, she just took off her shirt and threw it over a haystack (Dailyniner)

Top 20 Awesome Fictional Cars (Gunaxin)

How to Build your own Superhero (FunnyCrave)

Syren Sexton looks like she enjoys sex...a ton... umm, get it? (z0d)

KORN answers YOUR Questions (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS dropped a none-too-subtle hint about being a new judge on American Idol:

This was in front of 1800 people at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi, MS. now fill your iPod with Bret Michaels...the man has medical bills, dammit!

Our pals in KORN are on tour now (Click for Tickets) and they just released a new video:

"Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" comes off the band's new disc Korn III: Remember who you Are... coming out July 13.

From rock gods to great bods...

Our busty buddy Mary Carey has a brand new site and sent us some clips to help promote it:

Blatant plug-whoring? Sure... But it's Mary Carey and she's totally hardcore so we're FINE with it

Beautiful blond babe Bella Valentine was born in Italy, raised in Poland, and resides in the U.S.:

Bella could be the most worldly piece of ass we've ever encountered.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Crazy Old Lady (subtitled), Airport LSD Freakout, Jesse James Denies Sex Tape, Mystery Cleavage, SLASH on Jay Leno, Busty Bella Blaze, PLAYBOY's Amy Sue Cooper and Lindsay Wagner

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.

You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.

 

Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!

Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD)

You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.

Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe

9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy)

Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner)

Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad)

Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave)

Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy)

Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d)

NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype)

$300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert)

Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":

SLASH's new disc is in stores now.

From big rock to big racks...

Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:

and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.

yay. more boobies

Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:

and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.

Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:

Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":

Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...

Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)

Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.

Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.

Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.

Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Weekend Opie and Anthony Links: Download the O&A Show, New O&A Podcast Online, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Coin Cleavage Contest, New Videos Online

It's once again the weekend, and if you're anywhere near New York, then you're probably shoveling your car...or your ass... out of a snow bank. What better way to occupy your time than with some weekend updatin', right? Ehh, right?

As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 2/22/2008 (Steve's Birthday, Animation Contest, Dave Rabbit Replay)

Download the O&A Show 2/21/2008 (Dave Rabbit, Mike Birbiglia)


Download the O&A Show 2/20/2008 (Lewis Black, Terry O'Quinn from LOST, Mythbusters)

Download the O&A Show 2/19/2008 (Larry The Cable Guy)


Download the O&A Show 2/18/2008 (President's Day Worst-Of)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the boys tool on Steve C's old band!)

Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!

Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...see him while he's on the road!


CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!

...speaking of Li'l Jimmy Norton

order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have THREE new sets of bosoms to share with you all...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWoW: BELLA BLUE

Opie and Anthony Animations: Keep those animation skills cranking kids, because we want you to keep sending in your animatied Opie and Anthony Bits to us. We'll find a badass prize, don't worry. For now Check out some examples online (pay attention to 'O&A's New Names' and the "Anthony 1950s Nuclear Power Bit" as well as the "Bob Kelly Werewolf" and "Jim Norton's Glasses" Bits if you need a bar to reach)

WIN CA$H IN THE 'COIN CLEAVAGE' CONTEST: It's happening on February 27th, and this contest is for the LADIES...CLICK HERE FOR 'COIN CLEAVAGE' DETAILS

The lovely Ferrari from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE FERRARI

Go see what spilled out into the MEDIA SECTION, like so many lima beans:



Clara Shows Off Her Tiny Hiney In A MiniSkirt

Kelly Madison Shows Off Her Amazing 34FF Boobs

Sexy Dancer and Her Bedroom Stripper Pole

Do The Green Thing - Huddle

Cheeseburger In A Can

Exercise Ball Hijinks

Clerk Fights Off Robber In Sacramento

Contortionist Dancer In New York City

Jacksonville Gas Station Armed Robbery Caught on CCTV

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