Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Up-Close Shark Video, Dina Lohan is a Swell Parent, SLAYER in Germany, Buckcherry On Kimmel, Sebastian Bach in Norway, MONSTERS trailer, Rachel Aldana, Shione Cooper, and Kimberly Rogers

Hooray! You made it through another week! head down to the Jersey Shore and have carnal relations with a young, promiscuous Italian gal... because that's what you do.

Just because they're on TV doesn't make them unattainable. MTV doesn't hire these girls for their strong moral judgement. GTL, bitches... then get laid.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Surfer Chuck Patterson filmed a Great White up close:

He didn't get any video of his soiled undies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Dina Lohan is a wonderful parent. (WWTDD)

Speaking of superb parenting, Lindsay Lohan's next movie is a Linda Lovelace biopic. No clue who that is? Click it, Chester

Speaking of pseudo-famous offspring and awesome parenting, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video...One! More! Time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Awkward-looking MILF ass in shorts - 12 o'clock! (Drunken Stepfather)

and WHO might that hiney belong to... Bam! Ka-Pow! Hit me baby one more...... dammit! Gave it away again.

April O'Neil will get you excited in April, May, June, July...eh, you get it. (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie Sheen Celebrates Freedom at the Playboy Mansion (PICS) (The Smoking Jacket)

Five People You’ll Meet in College (The Campus Socialite)

A Salute To Friday the 13th (Gunaxin)

7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer (Guyism)

This is the Wrong Book store (PIC) (Dave and Thomas)

Every time a Doorbell Rings, Lupe Fuentes gets Her Wings... or something. (Dailyniner)

6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid (Asylum)

Celeste Star is giving herself the most awesome frontal wedgie ever (z0d)

New TERMINATOR movie! Now Here's the BAD news (GammaSquad)

Scottie Pippen in 1991 Commercial for Mr. Submarine: 'Ladies, Let's Have a Party' (Brobible)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

What do Germans love more than Beer and Bratwurst? SLAYER, maaaan!:

Incidentally SLAYER is on the road with MEGADETH now... So get some tickets, madam.

You know, for a song about Crazy Bitches, BUCKCHERRY's 'Crazy Bitch' doesn't make Crazy Bitches seem so bad:

BUCKCHERRY is on tour now (tickets, amigo), but stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote their new album.

Even though he's over 40, SEBASTIAN BACH still sings like a 12 year-old with a groin injury:

...and we mean that in the most flattering sense. We think.

From Music...To MOVIES!

Much like DISTRICT 9 the new Alien-fest MONSTERS cost next-to-nothing to make:

We're digging the trailer... so far.

and from MOVIES...to MASSIVE MELONS!

Busty British babe Rachel Aldana has 32L-sized breasts:

There is no logical reason for them to be covered. thank God she feels the same way.

Large-bosomed Czech gal Shione Cooper doesn't know a damn thing about cars, but she's changing your oil without a shirt on:

Oh hell. take a chance and let the woman fix your car...at least you get some eye candy.

Everyone say hi to Australian Hottie Kimberly Rogers:

You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Kimberly has a religious objection to underwear...we want to join her church.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Drunk Cab Fight, Beaten & Run Over, Jessica Simpson on Entourage, Christina Nude in GQ, Video Preview of OZZY's new CD, SLASH and Adam Levine LIVE, Booty and Boobies with Alexis Texas and Rachel Aldana

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Swedes refer to it as... so stop making copies of your assistant's ass and bring her to a motel

After all what is 'Hump Day' without 'Humping'?...Exactly. It's boring.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Drunk guys start fight for the dumbest reasons...


...and sometimes in the dumbest places... like a taxi cab.

Getting your ass kicked + Getting Run Over + Getting it videotaped and thrown all over the internet...


...is pretty much the 'Trifecta of Embarrassing'... what a lousy day this guy is having.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Simpson Taped a Scene in 'Entourage' (WWTDD)

oofah... remember when Jessica slimmed down for 'Dukes of Hazzard'?...good times.


Christina Naked in GQ...thank you. (Drunken Stepfather)

Even though Christina's Never Been Shy about Showing off her body before, she's a MILF now...

Top 10 Things Not To Say During A One Night Stand (The Campus Socialite)

16 Reasons Why Sports and Music Should Not Procreate (UPROXX)

PLAYBOY's Teri Harrison is Totally Naked on the Kitchen Counter...hopefully it was cleaned first (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Amber Nicole... Two Great Names and Two Great Ta-Ta's (Dailyniner)

10 singers in successful bands who really aren’t all that good (Guyism)

A Practical Guide to Hiding Your Friend’s Porn Stash (FunnyCrave)

Koopa's Hell (College Humor)

Nichole Heiress Inherited a Whole Pile of Sexy (z0d)

15 Of the Best Film Bullies (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Our buddy our pal OZZY OSBOURNE has released a five minute-long video preview of his upcoming album Scream (click to pre-order!):

'Scream' will be released on June 22, but you can pre-order online now

The Ellen Degeneres Show was actually watchable the other day. SLASH and Adam Levine from MAROON 5 made a li'l appearance:

SLASH's new album is available now, and it's got more guest appearances than a Jerry Lewis Telethon! (oh MAN that was a bad one)

From Rocks to Racks...

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is oiling up that masterpiece hiney of hers:

And oiling it up is only the foreplay to the ass-pounding she gets in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Busty British Bombshell Rachel Aldana is sporting the luckiest sweater EVER:

and we mean that it's very tight and her L-Cup Boobs blast out of it FAST, thereby making it 'Lucky'.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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