Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Walls Collapsing in Venezuela, Female Crotch Weight Lifting, Kendra's Sex Tape Has Lots of Guys, LIMP BIZKIT on Leno, RATT in Hollywood, Adirenne Manning, and Kristina Rose are Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

The heavy rains in Venezuela are causing floods, mudslides...


...and in some cases, causing walls to collapse on parked cars.

Why a woman would want to hang weights on her crotch is a mystery to us...


...but Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a Guiness World Record holder, with her mighty vagina holding up to 31 lbs!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Has More Than One Guy (WWTDD)

This just keeps getting more... obvious. is ANYONE surprised that a one-time PLAYBOY model considered a move to adult hardcore? Show of hands... Anyone?


Pixie Lott is Almost Pants-Less (Drunken Stepfather)

Who the Hell is Pixie Lott???

Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae) (Top Cultured)

Man Creates Video Game to Propose to Girlfriend (Asylum)

Heather Rae Young. 3 names. 2 amazing breasts. 1 fantastic hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Faye and Sasha are nude and awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

The Hilarity of 'Ironing Man' Parody Trailer is a Pressing Matter (Comics Alliance)

Why You Shouldn't Have Sex Before Marriage (Video Gone Viral)

The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time (Guyism)

Christine Renee and her perky nubs are nude in the garden (z0d)

Sing Talk (Tick Tock Parody) (College Humor)

The Best Songs About the Devil (Gunaxin)

Bronx Zoo Lion Cubs Are Ridiculously Cute, Should Stay Away From Florida (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Jay Leno traveled back in time last night and invited LIMP BIZKIT to perform on The Tonight Show:

the original LIMP BIZKIT lineup goes on tour in July - get them tickets!

Evidently the guys in RATT still think it's 1988:

...and so does everyone in Hollyood, apparently. RATT's new disc 'Infestation' is in store now.

From Metal to Massive Booty...

Lovely Latina Kristina Rose is shaking her oiled up booty for those of you into that kind of thing:

And if you must see the full-length clip Watch the entire ass-slamming in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Beautiful Twistys Treat Adrienne Manning can't wait to get out of her bra:

Well, to be fair...her undies are in the way of her touching herself, so she's pretty much put off by clothing as a whole.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Crazy Old Lady (subtitled), Airport LSD Freakout, Jesse James Denies Sex Tape, Mystery Cleavage, SLASH on Jay Leno, Busty Bella Blaze, PLAYBOY's Amy Sue Cooper and Lindsay Wagner

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Kids, don't take LSD before getting on an airplane.

You may just find yourself hopping up on a Starbucks counter, screaming your head off for no reason.

 

Presenting...Schizophrenic Screaming Old Lady!

Now with Subtitles! Makes her screaming so much easier to comprehend. Not really, no.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Jesse James also says there is no sex tape (WWTDD)

You CAN, however... see Sandra Bullock's naked ass in these movies. Feel better? Thought so.

Mystery Cleavage Alert: Who could these pushed-up beauties belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: her first major release was shot mostly in nightvision. Dead giveaway? Maybe

9 Tips For Winning Any Argument (The Bachelor Guy)

Gianna Michaels is a Busty Babe who needs NO introduction, so...here ya go (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden Cole is just jumping out of her purple dress (Dailyniner)

Japan Unveils Robot That Can Laugh At Our Downfall (Gamma Squad)

Free Apple iPad: An Interview (FunnyCrave)

Digg Apologizes To Comedy.com (Comedy)

Milan is very tan and has a very Meaty Muff (z0d)

NBA Admits Durant Was Fouled by CJ Miles (Ballhype)

$300,000 Cellphone is World's Most Expensive (Techvert)

Option this Now: DolphinF*cker The Movie (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

The other night on The Tonight Show SLASH, and WOLFMOTHER frontman Andrew Stockdale rocked "By The Sword":

SLASH's new disc is in stores now.

From big rock to big racks...

Huge-chested Bella Blaze spends ample time shaking her ample bosoms:

and then she gets all sloppy with the lucky cameraman.

yay. more boobies

Super busty PLAYBOY hottie Amy Sue Cooper is taking a stroll on the boardwalk:

and her boobs are basically busting out of her fishnet bikini. We don't mind. Not one bit.

Speaking of PLAYBOY, Miss November 2007 Lindsay Wagner (no, not the Bionic Woman) is taking us behind-the-scenes:

Well, for like 20 seconds. The rest of the clip is all boobies. Again, no argument here.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":

Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, EROCKTOBER Continues, Norton On The Tonight Show Video, Anthony Falls Alseep Video, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:

1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


The Opie and Anthony Show


WOW Sticker Requests


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3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many bowls of macaroni and cheese you like to smash your face into, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some some cheesy noodles.

Speaking of Shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Hannah is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Sasha sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

STILL NEED BOOBIES? Holy crap, you folks have some sense of entitlement...Thank God we have a whole website full of them...



CHECK OUT RATEMYWOW FOR THOUSANDS OF FREE BOOBIE PICS!

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site)

Our mush-mouthed friend Rich Vos is hanging on the show today. Rich is fifty years old and just became a dad again... so buy one of his DVDs and help put his kid through school!

Our pal Jim Norton made his FIFTH appearance on The Tonight Show to promote Jim Norton: Monster Rain, and for your viewing pleasure, we've got the video online:



Jim Norton Makes his FIFTH Appearance On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Speaking of JIM NORTON, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

ANTHONY FALLS ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW: Did you see the video of Anthony falling asleep last Friday? NO??? Holy shit... Watch The Video Online Now...and see Ant fall asleep!

More crunchy goodness is in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Perfect Ass In A Black Thong

David Hasselhoff Kansas City Chiefs Promo Video

Elderly Woman Plays HALO

GI JONNY Toy Ad

Shop At Home Salesman Mistakes Moth For Horse

Mock Law Firm Commercial for 'The X Show'

Liam Nails His Nuts

I Eat 33,000 Calories A Day - Super Morbidly Obese People

Woman, Boy Steal Charitable Donations - Surveillance Video

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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Monday Links: Louis CK, Jim Norton on The Tonight Show TONIGHT, Photos of Sleepy Anthony, New Videos Online

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Happy Columbus Day folks (are you supposed to wish people a 'happy Columbus Day'? I have no idea). While many of you are sleeping in, enjoying a day off, the Opie and Anthony Show is working hard, making the funny for you. Our pal Jim Norton is on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this evening promoting Jim Norton: Monster Rain, so Louis CK is hanging with us.

In honor of Jimmy Norton's FIFTH appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, you should check out Jim's past appearances on The Tonight Show:


Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - First Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Second Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Third Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Fourth Appearance

Speaking of JIM NORTON, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

SLEEPY ANTHONY PHOTOS: If you were listening to the show on Friday (October 5th - Download the Show HERE), you heard Anthony fall asleep toward the end of the show. Of course we have photos:

Anthony Falls Asleep Live On Air

Remember, kids... if you want to see ANY of this goodness LIVE as it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE. FlightBenefits, BabyGirl, and Redrum...we salute you and many others this morning!

We kind of went with a hot-ass motif in the MEDIA SECTION, with clips like:



Jessica Alba Nipple Slip

Jessica Kramer Tells Another Dumb Joke (she's that busty hot chick who got nailed by TMZ outside of Crimson sobbing and drunk)

1,010 Bikini Women on Australia's Bondi Beach

Drunk Girl Eats Maggots

Sexy Girls - A Compilation

Naked Woman at a Pawn Shop

Mexican Single Mother Bikini Car Wash

David Hull Plays Mozart on Bass Guitar

LEMON PARTY - from 'Talk Show With Spike Feresten'

And now for something completely different...

(Check out what the lovely Hannah is wearing!)

As long as we're on the subject of Hannah and FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Hannah sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, NORTON ON TONIGHT SHOW TOMORROW, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE,

Howdy kids! It's another fun-filled weekend at FoundryMusic, where we lock ourselves in our rooms and hide out, updating the website rather than enjoying the sun and outdoors so that YOU, the faithful fan, can enjoy some much-needed entertainment.

As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Shows, you can download them all online via Audible:


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/05/07 (Drew Curtis, Rick Shapiro, Ant Falls Asleep)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/04/07 (Don King Visits The Show)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/03/07 (Master Po vs. East Side Dave)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/02/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/01/07 (First Day at New XM studio)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

Also, our buddy our pal, little Jimmy Norton is going to be on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno tomorrow night along side Ben Affleck, so make sure you tune in. Check out Jim's past appearances on The Tonight Show:


Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - First Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Second Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Third Appearance

Jim Norton on the Tonight Show - Fourth Appearance

We added some new hotness to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Jessica Kramer Tells A Dumb Joke - Topless (she's the busty gal who TMZ videotaped drunk and crying outside of Crimson last week)

Sexy Topless Webcam Babe At Home

Teen Bites officer. Officer Punches Back

Drew Barrymore Topless Montage

Italian Bikini Girls Sunbathing At the Copier

School Yard CatFight - Caught On Cell Phone

Bikini Girl vs. Beach Ball

Hungarian Weather Girl Upskirt

Busty Spanish Weather Girl

Sperm Whale Swims Buy Sub Sea Oil Rig In Gulf Of Mexico

And now for something completely different...

(Check out what the lovely Hannah is wearing!)

As long as we're on the subject of Hannah and FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Hannah sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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