Urinal Hand Washing, Kendra's Many Sex Tapes, Kate Beckinsale at the Doctor, SEVENDUST and HALFORD live, Shay Malone and Sandra DeMarco are sans-clothing

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with that chubby co-worker who looks sexy in lingerie... The meaty girls do try harder, don't they?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

An American Rednek in the Netherlands attended Bevrijdingspop and went to wash his hands...


In a urinal. ooh, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra Has A Whole Lotta Sex Tapes (WWTDD)

Oh, this keeps getting better, and more obvious... you see, Kendra was a PLAYBOY model ...that means she's very used to being naked and a sex tape (or several) isn't a hard leap once you've done that.


Kate Beckinsale is at the Doctor (Drunken Stepfather)

and here's Kate Beckinsale getting felt up on camera...in the nude... because why else would we care?

How You Search for Boobs -- The Most Popular Searched Keywords (Asylum)

Patrice Hollis - the darker the berry, the sweeter the ... oh you get the idea. (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Lisa Marie (not Presley) Peels off her Pink Lingerie (Dailyniner)

"Illegal" 'Machete' Trailer Hits the Web (MovieFone)

Mother’s Day Special: Hottest Movie Moms (The Campus Socialite)

Iron Man? Cap? Thor? How to Tell Which of The Avengers You Are (The Bachelor Guy)

Angelina's Forearm Tattoo totally takes away from her nudity (read: no it doesn't) (z0d)

The Top Ten Cool Ways To Die In Movies (Gunaxin)

Salma Hayek Is Major News (FunnyCrave)

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson joins 'Fast & Furious 5' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST played their tribute to Lynn Strait during their stop off in Virginia:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

Our Metal God pal and JUDAS PRIEST frontman ROB HALFORD is finally releasing his Live In Anaheim DVD:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

From Heavy Metal we segue to Heavy Hooters...

Seductive, young Shay Malone from BumbleGirls is hanging by the pool in a thong:

Honestly, it's not really a thong... it's more like a napkin. Regardless, she loses it fast.

As-tastic Sandra DeMarco is EXTREMELY fond of her fanny:

Live In Anaheim goes on sale this August!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Friday Links: Fridays are for Flings, Overturned Truck takes a turn for the worse, Ali Larter and Jayde Nicole are SO hot, Van Halen in Baltimore

It's Friday! Thank God! It's Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!



Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:




Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)



HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.





Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)



oh Thaaaaat's right. She's PLAYBOY's 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole



Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)



How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)



Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth...but we're too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)



100 Smokin' Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)



Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on ...get it? (Daily Niner)



Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)



When Shawna Lenee isn't breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)



Bruce Pearl's Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)



The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)



5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin' out in Balteemore:



Who's looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands... anyone? Anyone?

If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy...



Then you're going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.

What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?



Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs...on a trampoline

OK, wait...maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:



...and we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.