MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Failed Fridge Theft, Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Awesome, Kim Kardashian's Kans, Sebastian Bach in Argentina, Receding Hairline Metal with ACCEPT, Hot Latvian Ass, PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Two geniuses try to steal a fridge in the wee hours of the morning...


...and when they realize it's too heavy, they... Well, you'll see.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Illegal (WWTDD)

Oh who are we bullshitting? VIVID is releasing the video later this month...and we can't wait to get our grubby mitts on it.


blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Tits blah blah blah (Drunken Stepfather)

blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape blah blah blah

Is Miss USA Too Sexy? (Asylum)

Amazing Cleavage Art Made From Masking Tape (UPROXX)

Celeste Star is going to go Far... in the naked lady business, that is (Freakshow Planet)

A no-nonsense guide to designing your workout (Bullz-Eye)

Lovely Lara Leverence will make you want to Lick you Monitor (Dailyniner)

Worst Wedding DJ Ever (College Humor)

AUnderstanding the Complexities of Gtalk Status Icons (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy in a Latex/Chain bikini.. *drool* (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Looks like SEBASTIAN BACH is an Old-Fart-Gone-Wild:

...and 40,000 screaming Argentinians are loving every second of it.

It's time for Receding Hairline Heavy Metal with our German friends in ACCEPT (order online now!):

the new album will be out later this year, but you can fill your iPod with German goodness now!

From German Heavy Metal to Latvian Hot ass...

Who knew they grew hot ass in Latvia? smokin' hot Latvian hotness Inga C can't wait to get out of that body stocking:

We know how she feels. We hate body stockings too. Inga really seems to object to all forms of clothing...which isn't a bad thing.

Holy busty! PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker has 34G-sized gazongas:

which is our classy way of saying 'funbags' how does she stay upright with those things?... lotsa practice, evidently.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

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Drunk Cab Fight, Beaten & Run Over, Jessica Simpson on Entourage, Christina Nude in GQ, Video Preview of OZZY's new CD, SLASH and Adam Levine LIVE, Booty and Boobies with Alexis Texas and Rachel Aldana

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Swedes refer to it as... so stop making copies of your assistant's ass and bring her to a motel

After all what is 'Hump Day' without 'Humping'?...Exactly. It's boring.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Drunk guys start fight for the dumbest reasons...


...and sometimes in the dumbest places... like a taxi cab.

Getting your ass kicked + Getting Run Over + Getting it videotaped and thrown all over the internet...


...is pretty much the 'Trifecta of Embarrassing'... what a lousy day this guy is having.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Simpson Taped a Scene in 'Entourage' (WWTDD)

oofah... remember when Jessica slimmed down for 'Dukes of Hazzard'?...good times.


Christina Naked in GQ...thank you. (Drunken Stepfather)

Even though Christina's Never Been Shy about Showing off her body before, she's a MILF now...

Top 10 Things Not To Say During A One Night Stand (The Campus Socialite)

16 Reasons Why Sports and Music Should Not Procreate (UPROXX)

PLAYBOY's Teri Harrison is Totally Naked on the Kitchen Counter...hopefully it was cleaned first (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Amber Nicole... Two Great Names and Two Great Ta-Ta's (Dailyniner)

10 singers in successful bands who really aren’t all that good (Guyism)

A Practical Guide to Hiding Your Friend’s Porn Stash (FunnyCrave)

Koopa's Hell (College Humor)

Nichole Heiress Inherited a Whole Pile of Sexy (z0d)

15 Of the Best Film Bullies (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Our buddy our pal OZZY OSBOURNE has released a five minute-long video preview of his upcoming album Scream (click to pre-order!):

'Scream' will be released on June 22, but you can pre-order online now

The Ellen Degeneres Show was actually watchable the other day. SLASH and Adam Levine from MAROON 5 made a li'l appearance:

SLASH's new album is available now, and it's got more guest appearances than a Jerry Lewis Telethon! (oh MAN that was a bad one)

From Rocks to Racks...

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is oiling up that masterpiece hiney of hers:

And oiling it up is only the foreplay to the ass-pounding she gets in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Busty British Bombshell Rachel Aldana is sporting the luckiest sweater EVER:

and we mean that it's very tight and her L-Cup Boobs blast out of it FAST, thereby making it 'Lucky'.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Urinal Hand Washing, Kendra's Many Sex Tapes, Kate Beckinsale at the Doctor, SEVENDUST and HALFORD live, Shay Malone and Sandra DeMarco are sans-clothing

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with that chubby co-worker who looks sexy in lingerie... The meaty girls do try harder, don't they?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

An American Rednek in the Netherlands attended Bevrijdingspop and went to wash his hands...


In a urinal. ooh, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra Has A Whole Lotta Sex Tapes (WWTDD)

Oh, this keeps getting better, and more obvious... you see, Kendra was a PLAYBOY model ...that means she's very used to being naked and a sex tape (or several) isn't a hard leap once you've done that.


Kate Beckinsale is at the Doctor (Drunken Stepfather)

and here's Kate Beckinsale getting felt up on camera...in the nude... because why else would we care?

How You Search for Boobs -- The Most Popular Searched Keywords (Asylum)

Patrice Hollis - the darker the berry, the sweeter the ... oh you get the idea. (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Lisa Marie (not Presley) Peels off her Pink Lingerie (Dailyniner)

"Illegal" 'Machete' Trailer Hits the Web (MovieFone)

Mother’s Day Special: Hottest Movie Moms (The Campus Socialite)

Iron Man? Cap? Thor? How to Tell Which of The Avengers You Are (The Bachelor Guy)

Angelina's Forearm Tattoo totally takes away from her nudity (read: no it doesn't) (z0d)

The Top Ten Cool Ways To Die In Movies (Gunaxin)

Salma Hayek Is Major News (FunnyCrave)

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson joins 'Fast & Furious 5' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST played their tribute to Lynn Strait during their stop off in Virginia:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

Our Metal God pal and JUDAS PRIEST frontman ROB HALFORD is finally releasing his Live In Anaheim DVD:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

From Heavy Metal we segue to Heavy Hooters...

Seductive, young Shay Malone from BumbleGirls is hanging by the pool in a thong:

Honestly, it's not really a thong... it's more like a napkin. Regardless, she loses it fast.

As-tastic Sandra DeMarco is EXTREMELY fond of her fanny:

Live In Anaheim goes on sale this August!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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'Relatively Queer' Weatherman, Carjacker Tasered, Kendra's Sex Tape Stories, Shapely Hiney, Old VAN HALEN interview, Buxom British Babe, Tyler Faith in a Changing Room

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Vytas Reid is the Chief Meteorologist (Weatherman) for FOx 45 in Baltimore...


So when he says the skies are "relatively QUEER", it's kinda-sorta-really embarrassing.

Now THIS is how you catch a carjacker...


Oregon police chased carjacking suspect Donald Wade Evanger down a hill, into a river, and then Tasered the bastard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for The Mindy McCready Sex Tape shows a very dirty side of this middle-aged country singer and Celebrity Rehab star:

Granted, those clips are pretty sanitary. The full video shows Mindy getting the hammer from a nice boy named Peter


Kendra's Making up stories about her Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Is it so far-fetched that a PLAYBOY model who has shown her naked ass off numerous times in the past would try to release her own sex video?


Whose well-toned ass in jeans is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

she's been naked a few times and close-to naked even more... we're hoping she loosens up a li'l bit.

5 Books You Should Not Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)

Jodie Starr has a rose tattoo above her cookie. We know because she's almost nekked (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Sahsa Grey is wearing a Red Latex Bikini...but not for long (Dailyniner)

It's Official: Hugo Weaving Is 'Captain America's' Red Skull (MovieFone)

Cellphone: It's Not a Boom Box (UPROXX)

Want a J-Fold Wallet? Sure ya do. (Techvert)

Jenna Presley is Quite Impressive in her Bright Green Bikini (z0d)

Teacher Appreciation Week: 25 Hottest Sex Offenders (Gunaxin)

Instant Pancake Awesomeness in a Pressurized Spray Can (The Bachelor Guy)

Clearing up that Lindsay-Lohan-playing-Linda-Lovelace Rumor (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

In this Entertainment Tonight interview from 1981, VAN HALEN frontman David Lee Roth describes the band's music as a combination of "Religion" and "Hockey":

Religion and Hockey? Really, Dave? Nice to know he's still slinging the same absurd crap 30 years later.

From Brain-less we move to shirtless...

This young lady is Kelley...and she's British...and she's got 30H-sized boobs:

No dress can carry them...so she's frequently taking her clothes off.

Busty MILF Tyler Faith is getting changed and being videotaped:

yes, at the same time get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.