MILF loves St Patrick's Day, Drunk girls do too, Batman: Arkham City, Sammy Hagar spills the beans on Eddie, DEF LEPPARD Acoustic, Michael Monroe is Old, New FOUNDRY CAMS

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'Relatively Queer' Weatherman, Carjacker Tasered, Kendra's Sex Tape Stories, Shapely Hiney, Old VAN HALEN interview, Buxom British Babe, Tyler Faith in a Changing Room

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Vytas Reid is the Chief Meteorologist (Weatherman) for FOx 45 in Baltimore...


So when he says the skies are "relatively QUEER", it's kinda-sorta-really embarrassing.

Now THIS is how you catch a carjacker...


Oregon police chased carjacking suspect Donald Wade Evanger down a hill, into a river, and then Tasered the bastard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for The Mindy McCready Sex Tape shows a very dirty side of this middle-aged country singer and Celebrity Rehab star:

Granted, those clips are pretty sanitary. The full video shows Mindy getting the hammer from a nice boy named Peter


Kendra's Making up stories about her Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Is it so far-fetched that a PLAYBOY model who has shown her naked ass off numerous times in the past would try to release her own sex video?


Whose well-toned ass in jeans is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

she's been naked a few times and close-to naked even more... we're hoping she loosens up a li'l bit.

5 Books You Should Not Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)

Jodie Starr has a rose tattoo above her cookie. We know because she's almost nekked (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Sahsa Grey is wearing a Red Latex Bikini...but not for long (Dailyniner)

It's Official: Hugo Weaving Is 'Captain America's' Red Skull (MovieFone)

Cellphone: It's Not a Boom Box (UPROXX)

Want a J-Fold Wallet? Sure ya do. (Techvert)

Jenna Presley is Quite Impressive in her Bright Green Bikini (z0d)

Teacher Appreciation Week: 25 Hottest Sex Offenders (Gunaxin)

Instant Pancake Awesomeness in a Pressurized Spray Can (The Bachelor Guy)

Clearing up that Lindsay-Lohan-playing-Linda-Lovelace Rumor (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

In this Entertainment Tonight interview from 1981, VAN HALEN frontman David Lee Roth describes the band's music as a combination of "Religion" and "Hockey":

Religion and Hockey? Really, Dave? Nice to know he's still slinging the same absurd crap 30 years later.

From Brain-less we move to shirtless...

This young lady is Kelley...and she's British...and she's got 30H-sized boobs:

No dress can carry them...so she's frequently taking her clothes off.

Busty MILF Tyler Faith is getting changed and being videotaped:

yes, at the same time get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Fridays are for Flings, Overturned Truck takes a turn for the worse, Ali Larter and Jayde Nicole are SO hot, Van Halen in Baltimore

It's Friday! Thank God! It's Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!



Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:




Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)



HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.





Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)



oh Thaaaaat's right. She's PLAYBOY's 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole



Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)



How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)



Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth...but we're too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)



100 Smokin' Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)



Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on ...get it? (Daily Niner)



Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)



When Shawna Lenee isn't breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)



Bruce Pearl's Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)



The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)



5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin' out in Balteemore:



Who's looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands... anyone? Anyone?

If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy...



Then you're going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.

What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?



Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs...on a trampoline

OK, wait...maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:



...and we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Birthday cake surprise, Custom Chopper Crash, Lots of Link Love, Eddie Van Halen on 'Two and a Half Men', Sweet Krissy, Shay Laren, and Ashley's Candy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The great news is you have a brand new chopper to show off in front of your friends:

Don't you wish you learned how to ride it? Yeah, that would have helped.

How many times are we going to have to see a birthday party ruined by spray string??

At least one more time, apparently. Happy birthday, stupid.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes off on camera!

Charmagne Star Swinging from Chains naked...kind of (Daily Niner)

Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nubs (z0d)

5 Crappy Musicians Whose Music Will Get You Laid (FunnyCrave)

Smoking Hot Redhead Ashley Robbins in a Blue Dress... but not for long (Freakshow Planet)

aMUSEd! Muse Punks an Italian TV Show (Dave and Thomas)

Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)

Drunk Women Fighting at a Detroit Lions Game (World of Isaac)

All The Single Babies (College Humor)

The Definitive List of the 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movies (Bleacher Report)

15 Awesome Office Chairs (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Beautiful, busty adult starlet Shay Laren is just a regular girl:

a regular gal who enjoys taking her clothes off all the time...and masturbating on camera.

Speaking of girls who get naked on camera, Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing tiny pink panties...

...and that's all she's wearing.

Mister EDDIE VAN HALEN appeared on the CBS series Two and a Half Men last night with his signature EVH Wolfgang Guitar:

WORST cameo EVER? Perhaps.

Aaand we go back to boobies with Sweet Krissy who is wiggling around on webcam:

Why even bother with clothes?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Man In The Box' LIVE in Detroit
PLAYBOY's Jillian Beyor Strips In Front of A Mirror
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Crash Test
Shyla Styles Busts Out of Her Black Bra
CHICKENFOOT: 'Down The Drain' LIVE in Houston
Bianca Beauchamp Peels off Her Purple Panties

 

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Thursday Links: Shiny new fridge, EDDIE VAN HALEN Guitar God Speech, DOWN plays LIVE in France, Janine Lindenmulder and Jessica Jaymes, Anna Paquin Naked on Screen

Oh Lord. Is it Friday yet?
It's not, but you can get a head start on the weekend and get that adulterous fling started earlier than usual... your girlfriend will love you for it. Your wife doesn't have to know.

A shiny new fridge is a think of beauty, so we tweet and share in the joy:

Don't hate the beverage container!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This yacht launch was ALMOST perfect:

A L M O S T.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Denise Richards and her big...Bird? (Boo! Lose the bird! Take yer shirt off!)

The 10 Douchiest Michael Bay Movie Scenes Of All Time (Manofest)

Top 10 unusual feats of strength

4 Reasons Dying is Better than Moving

op Sports Press Conference Moments In One Hot Song

House Arrest with Andy Dick: Adam Carolla (atom)

Beer Is Good Food (the Bachelor Guy)

The New BK Super 7-Incher (TastyBooze)

15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

Hell yeah. Janine Lindenmulder and Jessica Jaymes are about to do something totally naughty:

and by "naughty" we don't mean stealing a car...

Awww Anna Paquin is all growed up and getting nekkid on the TV.

She's in that show TRUE BLOOD (as if that mattered. Bring on the boobies!).

From racks, we go to rock...starting with Eddie Frickin' Van Halen, who snagged himself a 'Guitar God' Award at the SPIKE TV Guys' Choice Awards:

Sobriety suits you, Mr Stapp.

then we move on to something a little more...dark. DOWN doing "N.O.D" at HELLFEST in France:

Would you look at that? Phil Anselmo is STILL ALIVE.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Janine Lindemulder and Jessica Jaymes Girl-Girl Action on the Couch
DOWN: 'N.O.D' LIVE at Hellfest in France
Anna Paquin Sex Scene from 'TRUE BLOOD'
Eddie Van Halen wins 'Guitar God Award' at Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
Ashley Bulgari Peels off Her Pink Shirt and Skirt
Yacht Falls from Crane

 

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Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Louis CK, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Fall Interns Needed, O&A Show and Traveling Virus in DC, Anthony Photoshop Fodde

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