Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Welcome back everyone!, Turn on Your Paltalk! Ashley Madison Contest Continues, Adios Rochester and Cape Cod - Listen

Good morning and flatulations everyone! The Opie and Anthony Show is BACK and better than ever... no, wait, we're just back. Yeah, umm... Happy New Year, kids.

Turn On Your Paltalk: Want to see what a few weeks of rest and relaxation does to a worn out bunch of radio dopes? You should Turn On Your PALTALK and head to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room. Even if you don't give two shits what WE look like, you're bound to see some naked girls getting dressed, sleeping, and/or showering. We loooove the Paltalk!

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Don't you just LOVE being left out of the communication loop (especially when you're IN the business of COMMUNICATING??? Sheesh!) OK, so we just found out that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. We found out this morning, so it's as much news to us as it is you guys. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(and speaking of things you can purchase online...check out this official merchandise!)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to the Borgata in Atlantic City in mid-January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

(Let's Ring In The New Year with some T and A, Cam-girl Style!)

Thanks to Ashleigh and Amber from FOUNDRY CAMS and our Chicago pals VEILSIDE, there's a pair of amazing asses being shaken for you...







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ASHLEIGH AND AMBER MESSIN' 'ROUND!

It's resolution time, chunky butt, so get your ass on a treadmill, then chill with a milkshake and watch the new clips we have in the MEDIA SECTION...including:



Joysen and Kate Rub Each Other With Oil

FOX NEWS Broadcasts 'Magic Negro' Message On Scrolling Text

JUDAS PRIEST - 'Painkiller' LIVE in Brazil

Axelle Parker Topless Photo Shoot

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: Trippin' On a Hole in a Paper Heart - LIVE in Los Angeles

Sinful Mandy Topless On Her Bed

RATT: 'Round and Round' LIVE at the HOUSE OF BLUES in Hollywood

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