Drunken Finnish Pronunciation, More Mel Gibson Audio Goodness, Katie Price's New Face, ANTHRAX and SLAYER jam AC/DC, SKID ROW in Minnesota, Caroline Cage Loves Soccer, and Dominno Loves Bananas

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:

Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)

ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)


Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)

Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.

19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)

Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)

Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)

Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)

How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)

Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)

The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)

Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)

How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:

...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.

Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):

This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.

From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:

We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:

But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.

Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:

Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Taiwan Freeway Rollover, Mel Gibson's Not-So-Friendly Audio, WINGER in NYC, JOE STUMP in Cincinnati, Bobbi Eden and Friend, Angelina Valentine is Frisky, Mason Moore is Oily

WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any

Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:

...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)


Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie

Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)

Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)

Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)

Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)

Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)

Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)

7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)

Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:

Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.

Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:

...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents

From musicians to multi-talented mistresses

You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):

This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.

2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:

This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.

So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:

this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Gina Lynn in studio - Turn on your Paltalk, O&A Funniest Listener Contest at Comix tonight, Dru Boogie's

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

It's FRIDAY! Thank Cheebus. We need sleep.

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Lesbian Lick-fest, we're going to be playing patty-cake with our comedian buddy Patrice Oneal, who will be at Banana's Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey this weekend.

Hold on to your hats and get your drool bibs... our porn starlet friend Gina Lynn will be in studio with her friend April who you can see in Fresh Breed 5 and FantASStic Whores 4 (check out the Bam Margera cameo!). Gina is also working with our pals at FreeOnes.com, which is just like the biggest babe index you've ever seen in your entire life.

Pick up videos from Gina Lynn Productions - online now!

Hotties in studio - Turn on your Paltalk: Once again, kids...we're presenting you with the rare opportunity to peek into some of the wonderful stuff that we get to endulge in on a semi-regular basis. Yes, we're talking about NUDITY and perhaps some LESBIANISM. So, if you think that sounds like something you'd like to see considering Gina Lynn is in studio with her pal April... then turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room.

O&A's Funniest Listener Contest: Are you lacking plans tonight? Then check out the Opie and Anthony Funniest Listener Competition TONIGHT at 7:30pm at Comix in New York City (see oandaradio.com for details).

(Since he's going to be IN studio with copies of his new Remix CD..let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



SHINEDOWN - 'Devour' LIVE in Charlotte

Raven the Sexy Maid

METALLICA - 'The Judas Kiss' LIVE in Nottingham

Krisztina Sereny Naked in the Pool - PLAYBOY Photo Shoot (Psart 2)

Zuzana Drabinova Topless in a White Lace Thong

LIFE OF AGONY: 'Lost at 22' LIVE at Crocodile Rock in Allentown

Monica Guerra Motel Room Striptease

Joe Biden forgets 'number' of Recovery Website LIVE on CBS News

Brianna's Beautiful Booty In A Tiny Red Thong

KEEL 'The Right To Rock' LIVE at Club Vodka in Hollywood

Krisztina Sereny Naked In The Pool - PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&A Videos, 50 CENT Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Oh... Sweet...Jesus... it's ... THURSDAY!!! (too much? yeah, we should tone it down)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Book Burning Bonanza, we'll spend some time talking to author Dick Russell, author of On the Trail of the JFK Assassins: A Revealing Look at America's Most Infamous Unsolved Crime, so all of you conspiracy nuts, get ready to call in.

get your copy of 'On the Trail of the JFK Assassins' - on sale now!

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Thanks to our own Sam we have some wonderful new videos from the O&A Show to share with y'all:



EROCK Eats Some of the World's Greatest Treats

50 CENT visits the Opie and Anthony Show

50 CENT Interview Audio Online: We have the audio from the amazing 50 CENT interview yesterday online - Check it out online here!

(Now for a totally unrelated segue...let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



Brea Bennet Slips Out Of Her Sun Dress

Student Toga Party Turns Violent

Kimberly Rogers Naked On The Bed

Girlfriend Deep Throats A Banana

Grandma Rides Up Stairs - set to Cliffhanger Yodel Music

Cierra Spice Is Taking a Bubble Bath

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, 50 CENT - In Studio, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Gale - Creator of 'Back To the Future', Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Robert Kelly In Studio, Download the O&A Show, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Louis CK in Studio, New O&A Show Videos - Peanut Butter Hat!, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

YES! YES! Its Tues -- .... wait, it's Tuesday. Damn.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Fudge-pack-a-thon, we'll be arm-wrestling with Louis CK, and by "arm-wrestling", we mean "talking to".

...and would you know it... Louis CK has a new DVD out, so let's plug it for him, shall we?



Louis C.K.: Chewed Up

EROCK's Peanut Butter Hat - VIDEO online: If you missed Friday's show, you can thank our own Sam for grabbing some great video of EROCK's Peanut Butter hat extravaganza:



EROCK's Peanut Butter Hat

EROCK's Peanut Butter Hat - On The Streets Of NYC

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Yay for New Boobies! Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site COVER MY FACE (So Not Safe For Work), we have some great new boobies to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Corina Jayden and Jayla Starr:

RateMyWOW: Corina Jayden

RateMyWOW: Jayla Starr

Ashley Madison Commercial Contest Winner: The folks at Ashey Madison - you know, that site men and women go to for discreet affairs put up a pile of cash for you guys to produce your OWN version of their commercial...which you probably have heard... several times.



LISTEN TO THE WINNING ENTRY HERE!

(Congrats to Roman S., who won the contest)

Official O&A Pest Jerseys: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there are OFFICIAL 'O&A PEST' Jerseys for you to show your official pest-ness! (whatever that means)





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

(Mother...tell your children not to watch this clip...)

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Paige, Countess and Silvia sent in some great video. Our friends at CARBON 9 sent in their version of DANZIG's "Mother"... we gave all the girls official FoundryMusic Tees, and what comes next is one HELL of a great video:






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH PAIGE, COUNTESS, and SILVIA make their Mothers Proud

Quit humping your stuffed animals, take the chew toy out of your mouth, and check out the MEDIA SECTION for a li'l bit o' awesome...including:



Sexy Vanessa Getting Ready To Go Out

Aria Giovanni Nude On the Beach

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE frontman Josh Homme vs. Fan at Norwegian Wood Fest

Sexy Russian Babe Margaret

Eyebrow Waxing Prank

Sexy Czech Chiara Topless Photo Shoot

Axl Rose Jumps Off Stage to fight with Picture-taking fan in St. Louis

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Welcome back everyone!, Turn on Your Paltalk! Ashley Madison Contest Continues, Adios Rochester and Cape Cod - Listen

Good morning and flatulations everyone! The Opie and Anthony Show is BACK and better than ever... no, wait, we're just back. Yeah, umm... Happy New Year, kids.

Turn On Your Paltalk: Want to see what a few weeks of rest and relaxation does to a worn out bunch of radio dopes? You should Turn On Your PALTALK and head to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room. Even if you don't give two shits what WE look like, you're bound to see some naked girls getting dressed, sleeping, and/or showering. We loooove the Paltalk!

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Don't you just LOVE being left out of the communication loop (especially when you're IN the business of COMMUNICATING??? Sheesh!) OK, so we just found out that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. We found out this morning, so it's as much news to us as it is you guys. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(and speaking of things you can purchase online...check out this official merchandise!)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to the Borgata in Atlantic City in mid-January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

(Let's Ring In The New Year with some T and A, Cam-girl Style!)

Thanks to Ashleigh and Amber from FOUNDRY CAMS and our Chicago pals VEILSIDE, there's a pair of amazing asses being shaken for you...







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ASHLEIGH AND AMBER MESSIN' 'ROUND!

It's resolution time, chunky butt, so get your ass on a treadmill, then chill with a milkshake and watch the new clips we have in the MEDIA SECTION...including:



Joysen and Kate Rub Each Other With Oil

FOX NEWS Broadcasts 'Magic Negro' Message On Scrolling Text

JUDAS PRIEST - 'Painkiller' LIVE in Brazil

Axelle Parker Topless Photo Shoot

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: Trippin' On a Hole in a Paper Heart - LIVE in Los Angeles

Sinful Mandy Topless On Her Bed

RATT: 'Round and Round' LIVE at the HOUSE OF BLUES in Hollywood

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New Years Eve Headlines: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Adios Rochester and Cape Cod - Listen to O&A on Satellite! Jim Norton in Allentown TONIGHT, Download

This is the L A S T update you'll get from us until 2009, which (technically) is tomorrow morning, so umm... big F-ing Deal, right?.

Even though it's New Years Eve, and the show isn't live, we can still wish you a Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, when they have no pressing plans, have been known to flash a bosom or two on their webcams. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!... and umm, Happy New Year.

Since the Opie and Anthony Show ins't live again until January 5th, we have some carefully-crafted 'Worst-of' programming (courtesy of our own EROCK) for you to enjoy. If you want to check out any of these amazing shows, you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 1/02/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 1/01/09

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 12/31/08

Download the WORST Opie and Anthony for Tuesday, 12/30/08 (Baby Diaper Moustache, Kenny's Ketchup Hoarding, Brian Regan, Spuds Buckley aduio)

Download the WORST OF Opie and Anthony for Monday, 12/29/08 (Trash-talking producer, Mark Maron, Jose Canseco)

Good-bye Rochester and Cape Cod: Don't you just LOVE being left out of the communication loop (especially when you're IN the business of COMMUNICATING??? Sheesh!) OK, so we just found out that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. We found out this morning, so it's as much news to us as it is you guys. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Now, let's get back to the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

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CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on wheat.

(and speaking of things you can purchase online...check out this official merchandise!)

New Official O&A Pest Jerseys - LIMITED amount: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there's a new piece of OFFICIAL merchandise you can get, just in time for the holidays!





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(it's just not a regular update without some shameless Jim Norton plugs, right...so here we go...)

Jim Norton in Allentown and Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to Allentown, PA TONIGHT, and then to the Borgata in Atlantic City in January to do his comedy thing.

...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U.

Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now!

(Jim Norton's book is also out now, and it's ALSO a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':




CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

NEW ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off.

Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the faithful, the horny, the sexually deprived fan...the opportunity to make your own commercial for their service...and win some cold hard CA$H in the process ($5 Grand to be exact). If you think YOU have what it takes, then Check out the Virus Page For More Contest Information... and then hop on to Ashley Madison's Website...and have an affair with your neighbor's wife

(If all you wanted for Christmas is some booty and boobies, then we're more than happy to oblige!)

Thanks to the wonderful women of FOUNDRY CAMS and our guitar-shredding buddy GARY HOEY, we have a great new Christmas compilation video for you.






CLICK THE ABOVE PHOTO TO WATCH THIS HEARTFELT, and HORNED-UP VIDEO

It's not quite resolution time yet, folks... so Enjoy ALL the Pizza You Can Stuff Inside of YOU!!!!... Then check out the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS we added to the MEDIA SECTION...including:



Denise Milani - "Sexy Salad"

DEF LEPPARD: 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' LIVE in Adelaide

Dylan Ryder Virtual Lap Dance

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