Monday Links: Watch out for Swine Flu, New Music Videos and Headlines, New DVD reviews, Gum-Flapping Porn Chicks, New Babe Videos

Spent some time in traffic in rural PA over the weekend...

the motel room was straight out of PSYCHO... We think we brought home swine flu.

Going outside sucks. That's why we fully endorse staying in an air-conditioned room and fornicating with the married gal down the road...just remember to wear galoshes.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know, Kayden Kross is sexy as hell...

But the girl has GOT to learn when to shut up.

(Saaay, look who's back!)

It's your favorite emotionless shape...Michael Myers from Rob Zombie's H2: Halloween 2.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on PAPA ROACH, TINTED WINDOWS, NOFX, NEW FOUND GLORY and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, lookee what WE found)

M. Shadows from AVENGED SEVENFOLD joined STEEL PANTHER on stage in Vegas...

Somewhere in that mess, "Sweet Child O' Mine" is happening...

...and then we found TAYLOR SWIFT rocking out with DEF LEPPARD in Vegas...

They're doing "Photograph" on CMT Crossroads

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

What the hell is up with MARY CAREY's teeth?

Maybe we're just beeing judgemental dicks... thanks to our boys at Drunken Stepfather

Our favorite Spanish-Egyptian Alexa Loren is a topless cowgirl.

(Speaking of TOPLESS...)

This ravishing Romanian is Regina Ice and that top isn't going to stay on for long.

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
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PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Roxy Panther Gets Topless Outside
Kayden Kross Discusses Peeing and Baby Wipes
Regina Ice Slow and Sexy Striptease
STEEL PANTHER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD singer: 'Sweet Child O Mine' LIVE in Las Vegas
Jelena Jensen Strips out of her fishnet dress and thong
DEF LEPPARD and TAYLOR SWIFT - 'Photograph' LIVE on CMT Crossroads
Topless Cowgirl Alexa Loren
H2 - Halloween 2 - Trailer

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