Friday Links: New Music Headlines & Music Videos, Tap Water Fire, New Topless Hotness, Stupid guys on Construction sites,

It's FRIDAY. Thank... GOD. Might we suggest spending the weekend fornicating with a friend...even if she/he is hitched, it's harmless fun. As long as nobody finds out.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

"Honey, the tap water is on FIRE"... ain't THAT odd.

There are idiots everywhere. Take these geniuses for example:

Dumbass Rides an Excavator


Goob is a pole climbing GENIUS

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on BEASTIE BOYS, BUCKCHERRY, MINISTRY, WARBINGER and NEIL YOUNG (Diverse, right?) in The latest MUSIC HEADLINES.

Say, is't that Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE sounding like he just sucked helium through a straw? It sure is, kids

(While we're on the subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

This all-natural beauty is Dana Lemor. She loves reading psychology...and taking her clothes off for PLAYBOY.

That's Candice, and she's giving whole new meaning to the term 'Body Shop' in her new video (rimshot).

Check out the TOP TEN WORST SOUNDTRACK VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
(Thanks to our buds at Afro Jacks)

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Slow Motion Ass Slap
Pole-Climbing Training Accident
Dana Lemor Loses Her Lingerie
Turning an Excavator into a Fun Ride
Candice Feels Herself Up In The Body Shop
Tap Water On Fire In Colorado

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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