Thursday Links: Stolen Trucks and Busted Butt Brazilian Babes, Stun Gun to the Tongue, New Music Headlines, New Naked Hotness

It's so much easier to pick your nose upload the pictures to twitter, and make it easy for people to call you queer... when you have a manicure:

The things we do for that special someone... it's OK, they've already been bitten down to nothing.

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Tory and Eric from MYTHBUSTERS tased their tongues.

Yeah, so what if the clip is over a year old? Doesn't make it any less funny.

(we don't know who this Cheryl Cole woman is, we don't know what she does...)

Apparently she's in a girl-group GIRLS ALOUD ...so yeah, now we know what she does.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on SIXX AM, SLAYER, MEGADETH, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, look at what BRITNEY SPEARS did...again)

We all know Britney loves being naked, but this tampon-dangling incident in Anaheim last week seems a bit...deliberate.

Suure, she didn't mean for that to happen.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This Hungarian hottie is Krisztina Sereny, and she LOVES to lift weights. She also loves collagen.

It's the one and only Aria Giovanni losing her lingerie...intentionally.

She's got the nice boobies.

(and now we look at this clumsy bitch)

Those Big Brother chicks LOVE getting naked.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

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And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sunny Leone Topless By the Pool
Britney Spears Tampon String Hanging in Anaheim Concert
Aria Giovanni Loses her Black Lace Lingerie
Owner Jumps Off Back of Stolen Tractor Trailer in Georgia
Dawson Miller Watches TV and Eats Popcorn Naked
Brazilian Big Brother Babe Slips and Breaks Her Butt
Krisztina Sereny Topless Photo Shoot
Mythbusters: Tory and Eric Take a Stun Gun to the Tongue

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