Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday Links: Another legend passes, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Chick vs. Dresser, Bret Michaels Head-Bashing Montage, Amber Lynn Bach Flashes, Krisztina Sereny and her big boobs

Someone STOP the senseless celebrity deaths!

  • TV Pitchman Billy Mays has died.

    Who else are we going to find to yell enthusiastically about OXI CLEAN? Why, God? WHY did you have to take Billy?

  • OK, that's over with. Happy Monday everybuddy.
    Did you have fun fornicating with that attractive female co-worker and her bi-curious friend this weekend? Remember, never use the top sheet at the motel. The maids never wash that one.

  • NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Brandy Lee and Angel Velvet:

    RateMyWOW: Brandy Lee
    RateMyWOW: Angel Velvet


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Drunk Chick + Dresser = Yowch

    We've seen this 50 times, and we STILL can't figure out what she tripped on. Then again, she IS drunk.

  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

    Katie Price steps out with her huge boobss (which are prominently featured in her sex tape...which doesn't suck)

    Top 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Hotties (Manofest)

    If Internet Commenters Had a Magazine

    Drunk Woman Falls With Her Trousers Down After Peeing In Car Park

    10 of the best shots in tennis history

    The Gap's Ridiculous Khaki-rific Ads Of The 90s

    Kick You In The Face (With Love)

    The 7 Geekiest Michael Jackson Parodies

    Great rum drinkers in American history



  • I'M SORRY:
    (Incredibly sorry that all of your girlfriends were self-loathing messes. It's not your fault. It's all on them)

  • The lovely, busty Amber Lynn Bach got snotted and pulled her boobs out at brunch:

    Thank God Rachel brought a video camera to capture all of the goodness.

  • Does Heather Graham intentionally look for movie scripts in which she has to get naked?

    Not that we MIND, of course...Just saying that Heather Graham gets naked a lot.

  • From racks, we go to rock...sorta. Check out this tribute to Bret Michaelsgetting knocked on his ass at the Tony awards:

    We totally appreciate the screenshot of the Sex Tape Bret made with Pamela Anderson

  • From head-bonking to bloodsucking...check out the trailer for DAYBREAKERS:

    Vampires, bitches.

  • We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


    CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI


  • (speaking of the twins...)
    A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


    CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

    Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

  • Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Amber Lynn Bach Flashes At The Bar
    Drunk Girl Hits Face On Dresser
    Heather Graham Sex Scene from KILLING ME SOFTLY
    DAYBREAKERS - Trailer 1
    Krisztina Sereny Strips Out of Her Fur Coat
    Caught on Video: Taxi Driver Fight in Jersey City
    Sexy Drunk Girls get Wild and Naked in the VIP
    Bret Michaels - Look At Me
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