Friday Links: MÖTLEY CRÜE and CHICKENFOOT live videos, Zakk Wylde Playing the National Anthem, Christine Mendoza, Annette Schwarz Ass Shaking

Holy Hell in a hat... it's FRIDAY. Have a weekend to remember. Have an affair. Don't forget to take your wedding ring off.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Is that MÖTLEY CRÜE? It SURE is...

They're playing to a bunch of Russian folks in Moscow, wouldn't ya know...
(While we're talking about MÖTLEY CRÜE, we should mention that they're going on the road with CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

Let's keep going with the music thing and tip the hat to CHICKENFOOT:

That's Sammy, Satch, Michael, and Chat playing The Middle East downstairs in Cambridge, Mass.

 

Who wants to see OZZY OSBOURNE/BLACK LABEL SOCIETY axeman Zakk Wylde shredding at an NBA Playoffs Game...

That's a Gibson Custom Zakk Wylde ZV Electric Guitar he's playing... badass, right?

 

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Remember "You Don't Know Jack"? We sure do.

Kelly Clarkson loves... McDonalds?

Cooking With Rogaine? Ew...

5 Best Zach Galifianakis Moments

Ant on a Turntable

10 Greatest Conan O'Brien Characters of All Time

Five Terrifying Robot Animals

Anetta Keys wants To Ride Your Hog

So Many Albino Animals

A Tribute To the Houseboat

Amy Sedaris Teaches Chelsea Handler How To Clean Her Vagina

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you've run out of lotion and now have to use bacon-flavored lip balm.)

You remember Savannah Samson is hauling out her huge boobs...because she's really good at it.

She's about to get a pounding in the back door.

 

She's Half-Filipino, Half-American, and ALL hotness. She's Christine Mendoza...

...and she's taking her clothes off...

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Annette Schwarz Shakes Her Ass In A Blue Thong
Charles Barkley Calls His Producer a 'Pussy' On-Air
Heidi Honey Is Topless and Touching Herself
MÖTLEY CRÜE: 'Motherfucker Of The Year' LIVE in Moscow
Christine Mendoza Strips Out of Her Red Bikini
ZAKK WYLDE performs 'The Star Spangled Banner' at the Nuggets/Lakers Playoff Game
Savannah Gold Hauls Out Her Huge Hooters
CHICKENFOOT: 'Soap On A Rope' LIVE in Cambridge, Massachusetts

 

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