Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai

If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.

We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

He might just have himself a hit on his hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.

Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.

The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!

Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.

HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!

Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Wedding Photographer Brawl, Heather Locklear is Aging, Is Ted Nugent sick of 'Cat Scratch Fever' yet, Guns N Roses plays and no one throws bottles, Andie Valentino, and Cassia Walton whisk Away their Wardrobe

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

I now pronounce you man and... aww shit... the photographers are kicking the shit out of one another.

When the HELL could two wedding photographers POSSIBLY be brawling about?.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Heather Locklear is Starting to look her age (Drunken Stepfather)

Goddamn, man. Remember what Heather Locklear USED to look like?

Astronaut Douglas Wheelock's 30 Coolest Twitpics of Earth from Space (FunnyCrave)

Sasha is without question the most stunning woman we have ever... umm... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

2010 NFL Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Kiera Moone has her hand in her panties. Maybe she's got an itch? (z0d)

14 Year Old Jr High Phenom Commits to Indiana (The Hoop Doctors)

Kagney Linn Karter is sitting on the stairs, sans panties. Thank you Jesus. (Dailyniner)

Fantasy Football Names: The 50 Funniest Of 2010 (Bleacher Report)

Please Come Back To Me Fratmusic (The Campus Socialite)

Meme Watch: Strutting Leo (UPROXX)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

After 33 years, how sick do you think TED NUGENT is of playing "Cat Scratch Fever"?

Prbably very. And that's UNCLE TED to you!

Wait a sec... GUNS N' ROSES played a show in Milan...and no one threw shit...and no one had a hissy fit...

...and no one ran off stage? Naaaah, we don't believe it. Nope. Never.

OOOH! SexyBitchesMakingTheNakedHappyFuntime!

Perky young Andie Valentino is feeling a little constricted in her pink panties:

Off with you, vile underwear! Never to be seen again! Underwear is for prudes, dammit.

Perky young PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassia Walton cannot seem to keep her clothes on:

Really. They vanish... and then all kinds of fornication starts... because that's what happens.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Weekends are Pants Optional, Finnish Metal version of DURAN DURAN, Indiana Jones 5?, DISTURBED and Gorilla Noises, TAKING DAWN covers FLEETWOOD MAC, Heather Vandeven is smart AND naked, Kagney Linn Karter can Sing AND Strip, Alisha King likes Ice Cream

Yay! Weekend Time! Pants...Are...Optional! make solid use of of that pants-free time and hook up with a promiscuous co-worker... because God would want you to.

What? You've never seen a room full of women in their underwear? YOU have been hanging out in the wrong places, friend. Adultery. For Adults. It's in the Bible. Somewhere.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Finnish heavy metal band. Siniging "A View To A Kill" by DURAN DURAN. Need we say more?

No. We don't. They're the NORTHERN KINGS. They're an acquired taste.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Indiana Jones 5 is Coming... For. Some. Reason. (WWTDD)

Oooh! we know why! apprarnetly 'Crystal Skull' wasn't embarrassing enough. 3 out of 4 ain't bad, is it? Let Indy Go Gracefully, please?


Finally! An appropriate Photo of Snooki's Large Dumper! (Drunken Stepfather)

Nothing Like A Prank War to Start The Year Off (The Campus Socialite)

Aiden Ashley bends over the luckiest leather couch EVER (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Dannni Yeager Rubs against a Yellow Corvette. Lucky Car. (z0d)
10 Signs You're a 20-Something, According to The New York Times (Lemondrop)

Wing Falls Off Plane at Argentina Airshow (The Smoking Jacket)

Drinking and Driving Mixing Even Less Well Than Ususal (UPROXX)

I'm On a Shark!!! (GammaSquad)

Midwife sews woman’s anus shut during labor (The Frisky)

Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Our friends in DISTURBED kicked off their tour in Minnesota, and proved there's always room for gorilla noises in heavy metal:

and if you're into gorilla noises... go see DISTURBED live...because their songs have lots of it. Gorilla noises, that is.

After appearing on countless album covers... Vic Rattlehead finally made an appearance at a MEGADETH concert...

granted, he seemed a bit shy, but if you had a skeletal face that was clamped together and shackled, you'd be a little insecure too.

our buddies in TAKING DAWN released a video for their cover of the FLEETWOOD MAC classic "The Chain". See?

Not to brag or nothing, but we knew this song was gonna be huge MONTHS ago, so we used it in a FOUNDRY CAMS video...don't tell US we don't know what we're doing.

See what we mean? Clickity-click-click, mister!
and take THAT, Chester!

From hard rock to hard bodies (where ELSE did you think this was going?)...

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has a degree in education:

Which comes in very handy when masturbating on video. Just sayin'...

Busty, surgically-enhanced Kagney Linn Karter can sing while she's getting naked:

You know, just in case a judge from American Idol is watching shhut up and get naked, lady! What? Too Much?

Perky young Alisha King is rubbing ice cream all over her boobs:

Not like we fault her or nothing... if we had boobs like hers, we'd be doing the SAME thing. Yaaaay Ice Cream! Er, Yaaaay Boobies!

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Thursday Links: Shauna Sand is Upset, High-Dive off Hotel Balcony, Lots of Link Love, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, SALT Teaser Trailer, Victoria White and Heather Vandeven Make The Sexy

Awww,shit... Why does Shauna Sand look so upset?

It's because you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She worked really hard on it. Heh, get it? Hard-on! Ha!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When doing a high-dive off a hotel balcony...

you might want to leave your brain... on the balcony.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Mariah Carey is too chubby to not wear pants(Drunken Stepfather)
However Mariah does have some very nice boobies

26 Amazing Photos of Robyn Mari Wilson (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nips and A Puffy Pink Spot (Daily Niner)

Super Sexy Stunner Lela Star (Freakshow Planet)

10 Aesthetically Awesome Self Defense Items (Gunaxin)

A Practical Guide to Recognizing Comedy In Everyday Life (FunnyCrave)

Nic Cage Is Broke Because of Cobra Venom, Dinosaur Skulls (FilmDrunk)

The Woman Who Could Think Herself Off (Playboy)

Larry King's Hair Is A Bird (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Movie Titles That Double As Euphemisms For Genitalia (NextRound)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Bill Maher Punched By Ponch (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Heavenly Heather Vandeven is stripping out of her school girl uniform:

We think she's faking the school girl thing though; the platform heels are a dead giveaway.

This chipper blond is Victoria White, and she HATES her tights

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

We're on a movie trailer kick today, so let's have a look-see at trailer #3 for Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Looks like Guy Ritchie made a cool movie, eh?

Here's the first teaser for SALT starring Angelina Jolie:

Cool, right? now let's look at Angelina Jolie naked.

Aaaaand from movies to BOOBIES (it kinda rhymes), we have Natalie Sparks, who is getting ready for bath time.

Which is, of course, another way of saying "masturbating in the bathroom".

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Victoria White Hates Her Tights
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer 3
Natalie Sparks Gets Ready for Her Bath
SALT - Teaser Trailer
Heather Vandeven Strips Out of Her Schoolgirl Uniform
Jumping Off The Hotel Balcony Into The Pool

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