FoundryMusic Daily Bloggings: Friday Links: Long weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Sex Shop Smash-Up, Lots of link Love, Life Of Agony Live, Alexis Texas, Violet Erotica, and Nicole Graves

It's time to make some reservations and spend the holiday weekend banging that sexy co-worker you've had your eye on:

This pristine motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage inter-office affairs. Bring a few changes of clothes.

Because if you don't move soon, the Dancing Bear is going to pick up where you left off...

If you don't fill that empty spot, then SOMEONE...or SOMETHING...has to.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Angel:

RateMyWOW: ANGEL

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When you need a realistic elastic vagina, you just can't wait for the sex shop to open:

Don't resort to crime...sex toys are affordable.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Holly Montag in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Renata Tomankova Plays with her Poon Poolside (z0d)

The Beatles Rock Band Review (Bullz-Eye)

Jenya's Big Boobs are stuffed into a see-thru shirt (Daily Niner)

A Practical Guide To Slapping Other People's Kids In Public (Funny Crave)

So awesome: NFL Cheerleader Trading Cards (Epic Carnival)

YikeBike and that Yike Bike Song (Dave & Thomas)

Hannah Hilton is one Hilton you could stay in...permanently (Freakshow Planet)

Packers Fans Are Gay (atom)

'CONFUCIOUS' Trailer with Chow Yun-Fat (FilmDrunk)

Inappropriate Movie Laugh Tracks (Apoliticus)

Man Stages Elaborate Megatouch Wedding Proposal (LemonDrop)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

The lovely Nicole Graves wants to show you what's under her dress:

Who are you kidding? You KNOW you want to see it.

On the less-subtle end of the spectrum, Alexis Texas is in the shower:

And she's trying really hard to play shy. It's not working.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and LIFE OF AGONY who are celebrating their 20th anniversary:

River Runs Red, beeeyotch.

Aaaand back to boobies with sexy Violet Erotica who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos:

If we had boobs like Violet's we'd squeeze 'em all the time too.

While we're talking about FOUNDRY CAMS girls, Let's watch Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, Paige, and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation: