Thursday Links: Bikini-Clad MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, BBC News Blooper, Link Loving, MOTÖRHEAD and Matt Sorum, STEEL PANTHER rocks Japan, Alexis Texas, Melissa Bailey, and Shanie Love

Your friend's mother is in need of attention...so man up and seduce the woman, bub.

This bikini-clad MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with bikini-clad MILFs. The old lady looks pretty good in a two piece. DAMN.

And you know as well as we do...if you DON'T ask her out, then the Dancing Bear will...

...and he's not as subtle as you might think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

BBC World News reporter Jonathan Charles could benefit from a comma:

Forced to bear children in captivity, were you?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan's hacked voicemails (Drunken Stepfather)..and and Lindsay Lohan's amazing naked hiney.

Wivian Spreads her cheeks and... flies? (z0d)

Featured Model: Maya (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie...is a girl. A girl who enjoys getting naked outside (Daily Niner)

Reporter Finds Fake Bear Is Better Than the Real Thing (Lemondrop)

Prison Break Via Cardboard box (Recall)

Fat Kid Dreams of Throwing the Winning Block in the Super Bowl One Day (Sports Pickle)

Sasha Heart Has a lot of heart...and a heart-shaped hiney too (Freakshow Planet)

A Dying Breed: White Receivers In The NFL (Yep Yep)

10 Of The Best Trampoline Fails of All Time (Epic Carnival)

16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid (Holy Taco)

18 Awesome Animated Mad Scientists (Gunaxin)

5 Rare Martial Arts (Made Man)

A Mighty Mouse Takes Flight (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

One of our FAVORITE hot blond babes Alexis Texas makes a leather couch feel lucky:

You should SEE how fast she gets out of that bikini.

And as long as we're worshipping hineys, Check out Melissa Bailey rubbing her hiney:

If your ass looked like that, you'd rub it all the time too

From Boobs, we move to bands, and STEEL PANTHER, who despite being totally cartoon-ish, put on a hell of a live show:

Gotta love the Japanese TV studio recorded backing tracks.

Continuring on the rock tip, we move to MOTÖRHEAD, on tour now with drummer Matt Sorum:

Drummer Mikkey Dee is doing a Swedish reality show. MOTÖRHEAD.. still huge in Sweden, evidently.

Back to boobies, check out this breastacular young lady named Shanie Love:

you can see Shanie getting naked on webcam all the time...because she's a good sport.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

STEEL PANTHER: 'Eyes Of A Panther' LIVE on Japanese TV
Melissa Bailey Feels Herself Up
Motorcyle Collides with Car, Rider Goes Off On Driver
Shanie Love Plays with Her Huge All Natural Boobs
MOTÖRHEAD: 'Ace of Spades' LIVE in Washington, DC - with Drummer Matt Sorum
Alexis Texas Rids Herself of Her Red Bikini
BBC News Anchor Could Use A Comma

 

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