Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Electrocuted Exploded Watermelon, Link Love, EUROPE acoustic, METALLICA and LEMMY LIVE in Nashville, Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss

Happy Hump day, folks... now go hump an attractive co-worker.

Pay no mind to those creepy HR people... They're probably boning in the supply closet too...when they're not reprimanding YOU for doing it.

For you guys who think that the girl in the cubicle next to you is too pure for that kind of thing... make room for the Dancing Bear.

He's fearless and he'll take on the whole secretarial pool...his fuzzy hands will be all over their asses.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a high-voltage capacitor?

A Goddamn exploded watermelon. Now don't ask stupid questions.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox in Rolling Stone magazine *picks up jaw from floor* (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox getting all naked and stuff

Faye Reagan... Looks better than Ronald Reagan naked. (Daily Niner)

On the Mike: 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Hill Peels off Her Purple Bikini (z0d)

Lawns of the Future: 9 Sci-Fi Lawn and Garden Tools (Funnycrave)

The Best Hip-Hop Memes -- When Rap Humor Goes Viral (Street Level)

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions (Dave & Thomas)

Annette Dawn...we could stare at her from dusk till Dawn (Freakshow Planet)

Sons Of Anarchy: Just The Badass Parts (Warming Glow)

Bottle Discipline: The Boy Scout (atom)

Who Is Hotter - NFL Cheerleader Edition (Tastybooze)

Hot Girls + Violins = Awesome SYSTEM OF A DOWN cover (College Humor)

Today in Samurai News (Recall)

Concussion Can't Stop the Breakdancer (Break)

What your favorite fighter says about you (Cage Potato)

The Sexy Dance That Got Maria Jose Lopez Fired (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Presenting the ONLY reason to go see Jennifer's Body this weekend: the Megan Fox lesbian kiss!

Excuse us, the Megan Fox / Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss.

Take a look at 22 year-old, sexy Czech Perla:

Her lingerie is see-through, but not transparent enough, apparently. She drops it like a bad habit.

It's The Final Countdown...almost... with EUROPE, unplugged on Swedish TV:

Joey Tempest, Mic Michaeli, and John Norum perform "New Love In Town" and their older hit "Superstitious".

Aww shit, Lemmy Kilmister jumped on stage at the Sommet Center in Nashville to jam with METALLICA - who are touring now:

Get those Goddamn METALLICA tickets!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

METALLICA and MOTÖRHEAD's Lemmy Kilmister LIVE in Nashville
Perla Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss
EUROPE: 'New Love In Town' and 'Superstitious' Acoustic Live

 

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