Tuesday Links: Birthday cake surprise, Custom Chopper Crash, Lots of Link Love, Eddie Van Halen on 'Two and a Half Men', Sweet Krissy, Shay Laren, and Ashley's Candy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The great news is you have a brand new chopper to show off in front of your friends:

Don't you wish you learned how to ride it? Yeah, that would have helped.

How many times are we going to have to see a birthday party ruined by spray string??

At least one more time, apparently. Happy birthday, stupid.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes off on camera!

Charmagne Star Swinging from Chains naked...kind of (Daily Niner)

Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nubs (z0d)

5 Crappy Musicians Whose Music Will Get You Laid (FunnyCrave)

Smoking Hot Redhead Ashley Robbins in a Blue Dress... but not for long (Freakshow Planet)

aMUSEd! Muse Punks an Italian TV Show (Dave and Thomas)

Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)

Drunk Women Fighting at a Detroit Lions Game (World of Isaac)

All The Single Babies (College Humor)

The Definitive List of the 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movies (Bleacher Report)

15 Awesome Office Chairs (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Beautiful, busty adult starlet Shay Laren is just a regular girl:

a regular gal who enjoys taking her clothes off all the time...and masturbating on camera.

Speaking of girls who get naked on camera, Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing tiny pink panties...

...and that's all she's wearing.

Mister EDDIE VAN HALEN appeared on the CBS series Two and a Half Men last night with his signature EVH Wolfgang Guitar:

WORST cameo EVER? Perhaps.

Aaand we go back to boobies with Sweet Krissy who is wiggling around on webcam:

Why even bother with clothes?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Man In The Box' LIVE in Detroit
PLAYBOY's Jillian Beyor Strips In Front of A Mirror
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Crash Test
Shyla Styles Busts Out of Her Black Bra
CHICKENFOOT: 'Down The Drain' LIVE in Houston
Bianca Beauchamp Peels off Her Purple Panties

 

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