Wednesday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Dance Floor Beat Down, Lots of Link Love, Alice In Chains and EUROPE are LIVE in concert, Love Gisele and Bea Flora are topless

It's HUMP DAY, boys and girls! So grab that cute co-worker, find a quiet corner and get cozy. Everyone's repressed, so it's OK.

Don't feel guilty, either... having an affair with co-workers is a national pasttime, like baseball.

And you bet your ass that if YOU don't make a move the Dancing Bear is going to.

...and trust us, HE is a lot less subtle that you are.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Your dance moves are old and crusty, so watch your back:

Stop doing the robot, or you're going to get a beatdown...like this poor Aussie.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Heather Locklear is 48...aaaaand looks it, too (Drunken Stepfather)

Dylan James is just too Damn sexy...and Naked...and sexy (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Juilette Bardot Bares Her Bottom (z0d)

Big Mouth Billy Bass 2k9 (Yep Yep)

Lana Lopez and Kristina Rose Make Sexy on The Court (Freakshow Planet)

The Technological Evolution of Sex (FunnyCrave)

Throwing a Futon Out the Window (gone wrong) (College Humor)

The 25 Funniest Sportscenter Commercials (Bleacher Report)

Jesus, Japan. Stop That (Bizarre Sesame Street) (Warming Glow)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Ever fantasize about having sex with enormously-large-breasted Bea Flora?

This video should satisfy that... Fully Hardcore clip after the jump.

The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS performed 'Check my Brain' on Kimmel last night:

The band's new disc, Black Gives Way To Blue is out now!

Those Swedish Superstars EUROPE played "The Final Countdown" on Sweden's TV4:

Stockholm loves their hometown boys, that's for sure.

Our beautiful, busty blond buddy Gisele, who you have seen in a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has to get rid of her oppressive lace top:

Seriously... We all LOVE GISELE, especially when she's touching herself.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Briana Lee Shakes Her Naked Ass In The Kitchen
Caught on Camera: Skateboarder Lips Off To Cop, Gets Arrested
Mandy Michaels Rubs Lotion on Her Huge Chest
MARILYN MANSON blows Swine Flu Snot Rockets on fans
Violet Shakes Her Outstanding Ass

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