Vanilla Ice Does a Lame Stunt, New ARMORED SAINT video, LOUDNESS live in the Netherlands, Playboy's Felicia Taylor, Sandra Shine, Sochee Mala and Jordan Kingsley

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Taiwan Freeway Rollover, Mel Gibson's Not-So-Friendly Audio, WINGER in NYC, JOE STUMP in Cincinnati, Bobbi Eden and Friend, Angelina Valentine is Frisky, Mason Moore is Oily

WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any

Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:

...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)


Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie

Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)

Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)

Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)

Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)

Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)

Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)

7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)

Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:

Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.

Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:

...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents

From musicians to multi-talented mistresses

You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):

This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.

2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:

This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.

So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:

this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day Affair and the Dancing Bear, Homeless Guy vs. Ghost, Luckiest Polish Driver, MEGADETH live in Michigan, Leaked Carmen Electra Girl-Girl Video

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he's stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he's fucking crazy and he's shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she's showing us her... pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal - The Game (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It's three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal...MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That's Dave Mustaine doing "Tornado Of Souls" in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Homeless Man Fights With a Ghost
Jenny McClain Plays With Her Giant Jugs
MEGADETH: 'Tornado Of Souls' LIVE in Michigan
Carmen Electra Leaked Girl-Girl video
Luckiest Polish Driver EVER!
Britt Drops Her Bombs In The Dressing Room

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Tuesday Links: Pedicab vs Cab Driver, Chipmunk vs. Air Bag, Link Love, Kiss Technical Glitch, Ace Frehley National Anthem, Jenna Doll Boob Massage, Ember Reigns, Gisele, Violet Boob Montage

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Come to New York City, and maybe you'll be lucky enough to see a street brawl

Pedicab driver dives on top of taxi driver in midtown, and no one presses charges. Welcome to New-F'n-York.

Got a chipmunk problem in your backyard? Got an airbag? Then you have yourself a solution:

Ka-Blooey. Adios, chipmunk!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole

Interview with Dustin Diamond...aka Screech (Drunken Stepfather) ...you know Dustin Diamond put out a homemade sex tape called 'Screeched', right?

Julia Crown takes her dress off and bakes a ... wait no, she plays with herself (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Amy Brooke has a sweet hip tattoo...and she looks awesome naked (z0d)

Top 49 Most Influential Men (Ask Men)

Peach has an amazing Peach (and by 'peach' we mean 'vagina' (Freakshow Planet)

Bud Light Golden Wheat Review (TastyBooze)

Louis CK and The WORST Hand Job Ever (Dave & Thomas)

Porn Star Sasha Grey and Human Giant's Paul Scheer Make Health Care Sexy (Asylum)

Starfox In Iraq (College Humor)

White Gorilla, Ep 1: What's A White Gorilla (College Humor)

12 of the best pro cheerleader bikini videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

The Wildest MMA Fighter Entrances of All Time (Cage Potato)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

What happens when Jenna Doll and Whitey Stevens get together at the pool?

Exactly what you'd THINK would happen. Go figure.

From boobies to bands, KISS is on tour now, and had some electrical problems in Toronto:

The hottest band in the land...needs to take five, kids.

Speaking of KISS ACE FREHLEY has a new CD out and was in Kansas City doing the "Star Spangled Banner":

You have to hand it to his team of publicists, damn.

Boy do we have some big boobies to show YOU, folks. Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, and Love Gisele are all showing off their bare bosoms:

You've seen all of these lovely ladies in our FOUNDRY CAMS videos, by the way.

Speaking of which, our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

KISS halts Toronto Show due to Technical problems
Jenna Doll and Whitey Stevens Oil Up Their Huge Boobs
Pedicab Operator and Taxi Driver Brawl in NYC
Nicole Graves Topless In Pink Panties
Chipmunk Vs. Airbag
Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
ACE FREHLEY performs 'The Star Spangled Banner' in Kansas City

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Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Electrocuted Exploded Watermelon, Link Love, EUROPE acoustic, METALLICA and LEMMY LIVE in Nashville, Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss

Happy Hump day, folks... now go hump an attractive co-worker.

Pay no mind to those creepy HR people... They're probably boning in the supply closet too...when they're not reprimanding YOU for doing it.

For you guys who think that the girl in the cubicle next to you is too pure for that kind of thing... make room for the Dancing Bear.

He's fearless and he'll take on the whole secretarial pool...his fuzzy hands will be all over their asses.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a high-voltage capacitor?

A Goddamn exploded watermelon. Now don't ask stupid questions.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox in Rolling Stone magazine *picks up jaw from floor* (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox getting all naked and stuff

Faye Reagan... Looks better than Ronald Reagan naked. (Daily Niner)

On the Mike: 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Hill Peels off Her Purple Bikini (z0d)

Lawns of the Future: 9 Sci-Fi Lawn and Garden Tools (Funnycrave)

The Best Hip-Hop Memes -- When Rap Humor Goes Viral (Street Level)

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions (Dave & Thomas)

Annette Dawn...we could stare at her from dusk till Dawn (Freakshow Planet)

Sons Of Anarchy: Just The Badass Parts (Warming Glow)

Bottle Discipline: The Boy Scout (atom)

Who Is Hotter - NFL Cheerleader Edition (Tastybooze)

Hot Girls + Violins = Awesome SYSTEM OF A DOWN cover (College Humor)

Today in Samurai News (Recall)

Concussion Can't Stop the Breakdancer (Break)

What your favorite fighter says about you (Cage Potato)

The Sexy Dance That Got Maria Jose Lopez Fired (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Presenting the ONLY reason to go see Jennifer's Body this weekend: the Megan Fox lesbian kiss!

Excuse us, the Megan Fox / Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss.

Take a look at 22 year-old, sexy Czech Perla:

Her lingerie is see-through, but not transparent enough, apparently. She drops it like a bad habit.

It's The Final Countdown...almost... with EUROPE, unplugged on Swedish TV:

Joey Tempest, Mic Michaeli, and John Norum perform "New Love In Town" and their older hit "Superstitious".

Aww shit, Lemmy Kilmister jumped on stage at the Sommet Center in Nashville to jam with METALLICA - who are touring now:

Get those Goddamn METALLICA tickets!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

METALLICA and MOTÖRHEAD's Lemmy Kilmister LIVE in Nashville
Perla Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss
EUROPE: 'New Love In Town' and 'Superstitious' Acoustic Live

 

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Friday Links: Working with Chicken, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Megan Fox in Esquire, Unnecessary Body Mods, New Music Videos and Headlines, Musical Mongoloid, Girl/Girl Gropefest

Typing...eating chicken... Tweeting pictures of typing and chicken...

There was a time when eating an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken was possible. Alas, thanks to surgery, those days are gone.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of whore-ish adult starlet Mandy Hoore:


RateMyWOW: Mandy Hoore (appropriate name, right?)

HOLY MOLEY...check out Megan Fox in Esquire

Yeah, you pick that butt crack...

Goddamn, Regis gets to sit next to this every morning. This celebrity wedgie brought to you by our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

There is no need for all of this...
Check out 26 Unnecessary Body Modifications (thanks to our boys at Afro Jacks!)

Meet Josh Sharp, the unluckiest man in Australia...

...at least in the history of DEAL OR NO DEAL.

(this actually isn't half bad)

The guys in ZO2 joined STEEL PANTHER on stage in Hollywood:

Decent job on "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC

I'M SORRY:
(No, not really... Boobies are good.)

Boobs are great when they come in multiple sets, like Jelena Jensen and Crystal Klein.

We don't know which girl to focus on... it's not a bad problem to have, really.

And while we're on topic, let's look at Kimberly Rogers' Bare Bosoms

*Drool*

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Kimberly Rogers Loses Her Blue Lace Bra
Megan Fox Sexy Esquire Magazine Photo Shoot
Special Gal Sings Opera
Jelena Jensen Feels Up Crystal Klein
STEEL PANTHER and ZO2: 'Highway to Hell' LIVE at the Key Club
Adele Stephens is a Busty Secretary
Deal Or No Deal: Australia - Unluckiest Man Ever

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