Monday Links: Pakistani Punishment, Showgirls Sequel, Kim Kardashian is Brilliant, Pam Anderson is Licking, Vince Neil is Aging, Vinnie Moore is Shred

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Corporal Punishment is alive and well in Pakistan:




This one is called the 'gum-chewing-face-slap'.

Would you believe that someone felt the need to make a sequel to SHOWGIRLS?:




as if THAT isn't bad enough, we're told the budget was in the range of $25 million. Watch it, then you tell us if you believe that.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)





Pamela Anderson is giving Hep C to some envelopes (Drunken Stepfather)



and then of course...here's Pamela and Tommy sharing some Hep C... That's Fun.





Kim Kardashian is a Brilliant Businesswoman (WWTDD)



and you know how we know?... Because she makes videos like THIS one! That's how we know.



Bullz-Eye Video Reviews (2012, Where the Wild Things Are, The Informant) (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet LINDSAY MARIE will make you melt... you know, cuz she's hot. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



Snakes In A Drain (Chris Illuminati)



Samantha Ryan is revealing her ripe young body (z0d)



The Hoop Doctors Podcast: Episode 001 (The Hoop Doctors)



Ariel has bright red hair on top and it doesn't match the carpeting (Dailyniner)



P90X: A review from college guys (The Campus Throne)



Nine Badass Hybrid Monsters That Deserve Their Own Syfy (UPROXX)



Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too (Top Cultured)



63 Jokes About My Dick (FunnyCrave)



Irina Sheik Keeps Getting Hotter (Don Chavez)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

UFO guitarist and guitar shredder VINNIE MOORE was joined by OZZY OSBOBURNE guitarist Gus G. for a duet on Vinnie's "Meltdown":



That was in Greece. Where Gus is originally from. Look at us getting all geeky and shit.

our friends in ANTHRAX (with John Bush on vocals) did a handful of shows in Australia for the Soundwave Festival:



This is "Caught In A Mosh" LIVE in Sydney.

Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE has a few restaurants called 'Feelgoods':



This is Vince (with half of SLAUGHTER backing him up) playing "Don't Go Away Mad" LIVE in Las Vegas.

Busty Czech beauty Katarina Snow has a craving for sweets:



...and apparently she needs to be topless to satisfy it. Eh, who are WE to judge?

Sexy blond Carli Banks is wrapped in white cotton...



...briefly, of course. Then she gets naked and it's all fun from there on...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Thursday Links: Snake on a Windshield, Utility Pole Fireworks, Mystery Boobs Galore, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE live in Baltimore, Jamie Bradford, Aletta Ocean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Get this motherf***in' snake off my motherf***in' windshield!




Get it? It's a Winshield VIPER! Eh? Eh? Ecchhh.

Speeding Car + Utility Pole = Instant Fireworks Display!




OK, sure...there's that li'l issue of a seriously injured driver, but ... LOOK! SPARKLIES!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Well golly gee! Whose silver-wrapped boobies could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a li'l hint...if you click here, you can watch her nailing her ex-husband on a boat





Whuzzis??? Anudder pair of mystery boobs? (WWTDD)



...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...



Get Ripped, Shredded, Lean, and all that good stuff (Bullz-Eye)



Kyla Cole is showing off her no-no hole (FreakshowPlanet)



Hidden Tragedies Behind Five Classic Superheroes (Gunaxin)



Arianna Leigh has some Large Areolas (z0d)



RL Stine is getting Lazy (College Humor)



Giselle Monet sucks on the Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 (FunnyCrave)



World’s First Sound System for Pets is Unleashed (The Bachelor Guy)



How-to: Throw the Ultimate College Party (The Campus Throne)



Remember this Mountain Dew commercial from 1985? (I Heart Chaos)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

How do them guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE maintain their ability to hear after a show like this?



Oh wait, EARPLUGS. Duh.

YOung Jamie Bradford from PLAYBOY's ALL Naturals loves Mexican food and exercising....



NOT at the same time though.

Hungarian hottie Aletta Ocean from Twistys shows off alotta skin in this clip...



Her broken English and surgically-enhanced boobs are what all guys dream about. We think.

Naturally large-breasted New Yorker Jennique from COSMID has 34F-sized hooters...



and THIS is what they look like falling out of her bra in slow-motion.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Wednesday Links: Geeks Explaining LOST, Biden Explaining AVATAR, Deep-Throating Bananas, Pam Anderson is Old, Cameron Diaz is holding up

What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular... Here's some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:




Wouldn't it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed "BULLSHITTER!"... no?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)

Everyone meet Miranda. She's deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::




In other words...she's a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don't you?

Pamela Anderson isn't quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)



We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime...gobble gobble gobble..





Cameron Diaz's Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)



and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz's Ass...cuz what else you got going on?



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



Jamie Lynn has lucious lips...hips...and something else that rhymes with nips... (FreakshowPlanet)



Proof That It's Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)



Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a ... a... holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)



The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)



Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)



Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)



What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)



The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

It's a classic Grammy Awards "WTF?!?!" moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of...JETHRO TULL?!?!



Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.

Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?



So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.

Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:



yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire... and then pay for all the plastic surgery she'd need... *rimshot*

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






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Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Nick DiPaolo, Terrell Owens, More New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Animation Festival - Get Your Entries in NOW!!!!, New Videos

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Thank friggin' GOD it's FRIDAY... Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we welcome back the one, the only Nick DiPaolo, who performs at Caroline's in New York City tonight. Also stopping by is the Dallas Cowboys' own Terrell Owens ...who is working with The Alzheimer's Association to raise awareness about the disease.

Remember kiddies, if you want to see any of these impressive celebrities IN-STUDIO, live, while they're on the O&A Show, just Turn On Your PALTALK (register for free online now), and head over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room, where you can also see US, in-studio, comepletely preoccupied by the Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - ENTRIES DUE NOW!!! (well, June 1st actually...but that is on a Sunday... so stop dicking around and get us that animation of yours on DVD...)The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have two brand new pairs of lovely boobies to show you, courtesy of Jessica Young and Talia Tyler:



RateMyWOW: Ashley Marie

RateMyWOW: Andrea Anderson

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that 4 pound bag of Trail Mix (you know, the one you convinced yourself was healthy, but really is making you fatter by the second), and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Smoking Hot White Chick Booty Dancing On Webcam

'Elephant Man' Working in the Supermarket

Girl Gets Tossed Around in Ensenada

THE INCREDIBLE HULK: Hulk vs. Tim Roth - as Emil Blonsky

Sweet Krissy Plays With Her Giant Boobs

Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch at Tokyo Baseball Game...poorly

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