Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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