Wedding Photographer Brawl, Heather Locklear is Aging, Is Ted Nugent sick of 'Cat Scratch Fever' yet, Guns N Roses plays and no one throws bottles, Andie Valentino, and Cassia Walton whisk Away their Wardrobe

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

I now pronounce you man and... aww shit... the photographers are kicking the shit out of one another.

When the HELL could two wedding photographers POSSIBLY be brawling about?.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Heather Locklear is Starting to look her age (Drunken Stepfather)

Goddamn, man. Remember what Heather Locklear USED to look like?

Astronaut Douglas Wheelock's 30 Coolest Twitpics of Earth from Space (FunnyCrave)

Sasha is without question the most stunning woman we have ever... umm... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

2010 NFL Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Kiera Moone has her hand in her panties. Maybe she's got an itch? (z0d)

14 Year Old Jr High Phenom Commits to Indiana (The Hoop Doctors)

Kagney Linn Karter is sitting on the stairs, sans panties. Thank you Jesus. (Dailyniner)

Fantasy Football Names: The 50 Funniest Of 2010 (Bleacher Report)

Please Come Back To Me Fratmusic (The Campus Socialite)

Meme Watch: Strutting Leo (UPROXX)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

After 33 years, how sick do you think TED NUGENT is of playing "Cat Scratch Fever"?

Prbably very. And that's UNCLE TED to you!

Wait a sec... GUNS N' ROSES played a show in Milan...and no one threw shit...and no one had a hissy fit...

...and no one ran off stage? Naaaah, we don't believe it. Nope. Never.

OOOH! SexyBitchesMakingTheNakedHappyFuntime!

Perky young Andie Valentino is feeling a little constricted in her pink panties:

Off with you, vile underwear! Never to be seen again! Underwear is for prudes, dammit.

Perky young PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassia Walton cannot seem to keep her clothes on:

Really. They vanish... and then all kinds of fornication starts... because that's what happens.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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