Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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