R.I.P. Greg Giraldo and Tony Curtis, How Not to win Portuguese Idol, BUSH is back, SOUNDGARDEN too, VINCE NEIL and ANTHRAX are still alive, Hustler's AVATAR parody, Carmen Kees, Michelle Monaghan

Hey-O! Call down to front desk and have them send up an army of maids:

This is the 'before' shot... the 'After' shot was filled with a few very sloppy married people. Adultery + Hotel Room = Time for Maids.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Rest in Peace, buddy. We'll miss you:

Greg Giraldo. Dead at 44.

You want to impress the judges on Portuguese Idol?:

You might want to re-think belting out that TRIVIUM song.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Top 5 Female Tony Curtis Conquests (R.I.P. sir) (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

KRACKOON. A raccoon on crack. Duh. (HEAVY)

Recipes For Success #8 – Giving Back (FunnyCrave)

Oh her name's Amanda Corey...she's kinda... um, uh...wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)

Best Cheerleader Pics from NFL's Week 3 (Scores Report)

the 50 Hottest German Women (BroBible)

When the mood hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie...Alexis Amore... heh, get it? (z0d)

How To Beat up Bigfoot (Maxim)

Andi San Dimas has her whole hand in her...whoa. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Alterna-grunge sex symbol Gavin Rossdale has re-formed BUSH:

...and apparently A LOT of people care about it.

Speaking of Grunge, SOUNDGARDEN played on a replica of the CBGB stage at the Paramount Studios back-lot in Los Angeles:

It was for the GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock release party. Hey Activision! Back up the BRINKS truck!

Kicking it back a decade, our pal VINCE NEIL tried tearing through one of MOTLEY CRUE's classic songs:

But the audience mostly heard clicking and buzzing noises. See, cuz Vince's voice is shot. Umm, yeah.

Hey... why not forget about that lame attempt at wit and pick up Vince Neil's new book?

What do people in New Orleans love more than throwing up on Bourbon Street? ANTHRAX! (uh, the band...not the white powder):

We'll always wonder what the hell that thing is on Joey Belladonna's head. It's not hair. It's some kind of feather configuration.

From thrash to ...umm...something that rhymes with 'thrash'

Those wonderful folks at HUSTLER bring us This Ain't AVATAR XXX:

Who needs expensive CGI when you have a set of rubber ears and a shitload of blue paint?

sexy Czech babe Carmen Kees doesn't need much of an excuse to peel off her bikini:

ooh! A Waterfall! Oh...no. here we go again. Someone get her a robe.

Busty young PLAYBOY babe Eve Jewell is making some office furniture feel very lucky:

Stupid lucky office furniture.

So, you like breast meat, do you Doc? Michelle Monaghan has a whole lot of it for you:

She left her dress a little...eh, "Open".

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Montana Fishburne Exposed Released, Backhoe Fling Fail, Shannon Twins Kissing, SOUNDGARDEN at Lollapalooza, SLASH in Tokyo, Shawna Lenee Does Dishes, Carlotta Champagne Does Naked

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Redneck Rick's Poorly-executed Backhoe stunt Nearly Executes him

Even with copious amounts of planning we don't see how that was going to go well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Say, lookee what got released today...

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Scarlett Fay in a Bikini, Smoking (Drunken Stepfather)

Whoa, wait... Scarlett WHO? oooh, she's the one playing Lindsay Lohan in the porno parody of Lindsay's already-ridiculous life


Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Kissing (WWTDD)

What? You don't know who they are? They're the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner. Get it together, would ya?

Silly Bands For Sex! (The Campus Socialite)

The 20 Worst Fast Food Products (Heavy)

Toilet Training Not Prerequisite for a Criminal Career (UPROXX)

Prinzzess Peels off Her Panties and Plays with her Pink Taco (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

First Look at Green Lantern's Kilowog (GammaSquad)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and we LOVE her for that (Dailyniner)

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV (BroBible)

Angie Savage is wearing WAY too much clothing (z0d)

Mastering The Art Of Ticket Scalping (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

A reunited SOUNDGARDEN perfomed "Outshined" at Lollapalooza...

While a Chubby Woman does the Pee-Wee Herman dance on stage right.

The man in the hat, himself SLASH ripped into "Sweet Child O' Mine" in Tokyo:

Somewhere Stateside Axl Rose has steam shooting out of his ears.

aaaand we segue right into the boobage again, because we're SO high-brow...

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to do the dishes topless for a photo shoot of course:

and then she goes berserk. We think.

You probably recognize Carlotta Champagne from her PLAYBOY pictorials:

But her Foxes Photo Shoot is a lot more gooder, wouldn't ya say?

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



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Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



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Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

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