Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Inconsiderate Old Lady Gets Run Over, Butterfingers Rescue, Mystery Ass in Jeans, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and Mike Portnoy, New music from ALL THAT REMAINS, Natasha Nice, Tessa Taylor are Tasty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The world's most inconsiderate old lady saunters behind a van and gets run over...

Totally ruined the paint job on that van's bumper. We don't blame the guy one bit for not stopping.

A would-be suicide jumper is saved by rescue workers...

Unfortunately, old 'Butterfingers McGee' was on duty that day and dropped the poor bastard, who wound up breaking his legs from the fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose married ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh come on guess, now... this foxey lady is more than meets the eye... what? Too much? Damn.

Entourage Subplot Generator (HEAVY)

Playboy's Nicole Violet Albright has lots of names, and one hell of a body (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cali Lakai...hard to pronounce, easy on the eyes (z0d)

I’d Like To Tap That….Keg !! (Dave and Thomas)

Victoria White peels herself out of her Rainbow Bikini (Dailyniner)

Amazing Mash-Up Alert: Morpheus Explains Matrix To The Dude (FilmDrunk)

Picture of the Day (Snooki Reading "Power") (Warming Glow)

The 35 Dirtiest Vanity Plates Of All Time (Sub5Zero)

The 14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Saaay, is that AVENGED SEVENFOLD playing LIVE with former DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy? (click to get tickets, by the way)

Oh, my gosh-golly-goodness, it IS! Wonder who's going to wind up playing drums in Dream Theater now...

The latest single from ALL THAT REMAINS will make you want to punch kittens:

Oh no! Punch Kittens? Who would DO such a thing? Well, people listening to ATR, perhaps.

Quick! Look over here! In the unemployment line! It's a bird! It's a plane! Its...

adult starlet Natasha Nice... oiling up her boobs:

Poor Girl. She must have ashy boobs. the full, uncut Natasha Nice scene in BIG WET TITS 4 - on demand now. Wait, Ashy Boobs? Who has those?

In the following clip 18 year-old Tessa Taylor shows off her juicy rump:

Only thing is... Tessa Taylor is really 20 and can suck a bowling ball through a curly straw. Suspend disbelief, you gigolo.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Breanna Busts Out For PRETTY MAIDS

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium" and thanks be to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to those nice Danish guys in PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium", which is also the title track of their latest album:



You can also Download some PRETTY MAIDS at iTunes:


...and that should be it. video, thanks, comb, keys, money, wallet, rubbers, and change...

Whatcha waiting for? GO watch Breanna's video already!

Religious Girl Faints, Jenna Jameson is Nuts, Adrianne Curry Twitter Flashing, Piranha 3D Trailer, New Last Airbender Trailer, Jayme Langford, Claire Dames

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:


...evidently God was too busy to catch her.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:


...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.

Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)

But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.


Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it

First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)

Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)

The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)

The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)

Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)

A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)

Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:

The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.

from bands to benders...

The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:


...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.

From airbending we move on to... bosoms!

Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:

and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!

We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:

and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.