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Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?
Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)
What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?
Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)
and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!
Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...
Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)
aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!
Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)
PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)
'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)
Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)
Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)
9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)
Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)
Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)
Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!
The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?
Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':
and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!
In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:
the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.
Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:
the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.
From Rock...all the way to racks:
Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:
...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.
TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:
As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.
Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':
You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.
aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
Let the kind people of Lafayette, Indiana welcome you to their fine city...
...you suck-ass bastard!
Chubby ladies Luna Love and Big Cutie Jae are having a fun at the playground...
...it's like the anti-Jenny Craig campaign. some guys dig the fatties, you know.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
A Sandra Bullock Sex Tape? Really? Um, no. (WWTDD)
Come ON, already... she's been naked on screen, like THREE times ever... Sex tape? No way.
Ashley Olsen has some seriously pasty legs (Drunken Stepfather)
10 Movie Quotes From The Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (Comedy)
Megan Voss is Very Very Naked...and that's a VERY good thing (Freakshow Planet)
Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)
Tattooed buxom babe Mason Moore wants to show you more of her body, so enjoy this... (Dailyniner)
Top 8: Books With Movie Appeal (Ask Men)
Mind-reading Technology will doom us all (UPROXX)
The 13 Most Creative and Interesting Billboard Advertisements (Street Level)
Zuzana's Trenchcoat is barely covering her impressive boobs (z0d)
Disgustingly Awesome 80’s Toys (Gunaxin)
'The Quotable Douchebag' Compiles Neither Wit Nor Wisdom (Asylum)
Joe Biden and Dick Cheney Hold Impromptu Meeting on Chat Roulette (Apoliticus)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)
Hate 'em all you want, but the guys in WINGER can play their asses off:
"Seventeen" Live in Newcastle... they're touring behind their new disc Karma.
Benji Madden from GOOD CHARLOTTE knocked out Riki Rachtman at Ellismania 5:
3 knockouts. Less than 2 minutes. Betcha that was a pride-buster.
From rock we move to racks...
Texas-born Kara Jo is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:
..and her husband is one lucky cowboy.
move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you
You might not notice it yet, but Beshine...yes, that's her name... has the largest surgically-augmented boobs you have ever seen:
They're GINORMOUS...and she can't stop playing with 'em
Sweet young Laci Adams was born in the Ukraine, but now resides in LA:
Like so many young hot Ukrainians before her...Laci discovered that taking her clothes off was pretty lucrative.
Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
