Face vs. Bumper, Thai Hooker Brawl, Kendra Sex Tape, Liz Hurley and Friends, GODSMACK on Tonight Show, Rob Zombie Uses a lot of Pyro, PLAYBOY's Mallory Adams and Samantha Get Naked

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Navajo Indians call it... why not spend some extramarital time with someone you're not married to?

Humping strangers is precisely why it's called 'Hump Day'. Monogamy is for suckers...start having some fun, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Tripping and falling is embarrassing enough...


Tripping, falling, and smashing your teeth against a van bumper... and having it caught on video is TRULY humiliating.

Who needs the UFC when you can just go to Thailand and watch hookers beat the snot out of one another?


We were going to make a small-boys-in-Thailand reference, but one prostitution reference is enough, dontcha think?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey-O! Kendra Has A Sex Tape! (WWTDD)

It was only a matter of time Considering how often she's shown off her naked ass in the past.


Elizabeth Hurley is with some other...women (Drunken Stepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley is without...her clothes... see, cuz we're umm... dirtbags.

'Batman 3' Takes Wing July 2012 (MovieFone)

Tori Black Has Totally Bailed on Her Clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Summer Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Aden Bianco Makes Wicker Look Sexy (Dailyniner)

Does Paramount Need to Spend $100M for 'Iron Man 2' Marketing? (Popeater)

Diesel's Iron Man Cologne Smells Like Justice (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 5 Things You Need To Accomplish On Cinco De Mayo (The Campus Socialite)

Cassidy Can Come over and Play...with herself...any day (z0d)

20 Videos That Define The Fanboy Phenomenon (UPROXX)

Facebook Captcha Gone Wrong (Video Gone Viral)

7 Vacations That Might Get You Killed (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

The only person who doesn't think GODSMACK's new single isn't about MOTLEY CRUE's Nikki Sixx..

... is Nikki Sixx. Crue Fest 2 was not a pleasant experience for Sully Erna of GODSMACK apparently. GODSMACK's new album, 'The Oracle' is on sale now.

It's nice to see ROB ZOMBIE running around on stage surrounded by ten foot flames:

Do they even have fire marshalls in Vancouver? The 'Gruesome Twosome' Tour is going on now, so get your tickets before these two burn something down

From Heavy Metal to Hot Ass...

Glasses never looked so sexy as they do on PLAYBOY babe Mallory Adams:

OK, well it's not just glasses. The boobs are nice too.

24 year-old sexy Czech Brunette Samantha is relieving herself of cumbersome clothing:

Screw the fancy editing, and get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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