Soccer Hooligans Brawl, Most Painful Tattoo, Lady Gaga Is Friendly, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS on Letterman, ALICE IN CHAINS live in New York, Busty Ellen and Sasha Von Get Nude

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Go out this weekend and fornicate with a two friendly ...and promiscuous gals:

Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'...Beer is for college kids. Booze and Adultery is for grown-ups.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

The fights that break out AFTER a soccer game are often more entertaining than the games themselves:


This brawl happens to be between a bunch of Mexicans and Angolans in Houston, TX

Honey, if your pain threshold is THIS low...


you just might want to reconsider getting that tattoo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Sure is Friendly (WWTDD)


Holy Shit! Ghost!!! (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh wait, sorry... it's just Mischa Barton. Wearing WAY too much makeup.

July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day! (FunnyCrave)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

On a scale of 1 to 10, Heather Vandeven is...an Eleven (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with porn star Sasha Grey (Bullz-Eye)

Jamie and Breanne go nipple-to-nipple in this Military Photo Shoot (Dailyniner)

Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO. (Campus Socialite)

K900 Hybrid Grill: Think of it as a Sports Car For Your Patio (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenn Anh Nguyen's Boobs are SO big, she has to hold them up so they don't fall off (z0d)

You had me at "Joe Pesci plays a pimp" (FilmDrunk)

The Walking Dead Are Coming, Grab an Axe (Dave and Thomas)

21 Animals Riding Other Animals (Maxim)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

You know, when Scott Weiland is coherent and not falling down, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS is a pretty great band live:

again, we stress...when Weiland is coherent. How often is that? Ehhh, we dunno.

The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets!) and this is their gig in Glens Falls, NY:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

From grunge bands to great big boobies...

ultra-buxom Busty Ellen is wearing a plaid bra...but not for long:

You see when you have 34G-sized boobs, you're morally obligated to take your clothes off and play with yourself...because your country wants you to. No matter what country you're from.

hard-bodied Sasha Von can't get nude fast enough:

and who could blame her? she's working on her site to pay her way through school... so more naked = more college!

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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