'Relatively Queer' Weatherman, Carjacker Tasered, Kendra's Sex Tape Stories, Shapely Hiney, Old VAN HALEN interview, Buxom British Babe, Tyler Faith in a Changing Room

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Vytas Reid is the Chief Meteorologist (Weatherman) for FOx 45 in Baltimore...


So when he says the skies are "relatively QUEER", it's kinda-sorta-really embarrassing.

Now THIS is how you catch a carjacker...


Oregon police chased carjacking suspect Donald Wade Evanger down a hill, into a river, and then Tasered the bastard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for The Mindy McCready Sex Tape shows a very dirty side of this middle-aged country singer and Celebrity Rehab star:

Granted, those clips are pretty sanitary. The full video shows Mindy getting the hammer from a nice boy named Peter


Kendra's Making up stories about her Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Is it so far-fetched that a PLAYBOY model who has shown her naked ass off numerous times in the past would try to release her own sex video?


Whose well-toned ass in jeans is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

she's been naked a few times and close-to naked even more... we're hoping she loosens up a li'l bit.

5 Books You Should Not Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)

Jodie Starr has a rose tattoo above her cookie. We know because she's almost nekked (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Sahsa Grey is wearing a Red Latex Bikini...but not for long (Dailyniner)

It's Official: Hugo Weaving Is 'Captain America's' Red Skull (MovieFone)

Cellphone: It's Not a Boom Box (UPROXX)

Want a J-Fold Wallet? Sure ya do. (Techvert)

Jenna Presley is Quite Impressive in her Bright Green Bikini (z0d)

Teacher Appreciation Week: 25 Hottest Sex Offenders (Gunaxin)

Instant Pancake Awesomeness in a Pressurized Spray Can (The Bachelor Guy)

Clearing up that Lindsay-Lohan-playing-Linda-Lovelace Rumor (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

In this Entertainment Tonight interview from 1981, VAN HALEN frontman David Lee Roth describes the band's music as a combination of "Religion" and "Hockey":

Religion and Hockey? Really, Dave? Nice to know he's still slinging the same absurd crap 30 years later.

From Brain-less we move to shirtless...

This young lady is Kelley...and she's British...and she's got 30H-sized boobs:

No dress can carry them...so she's frequently taking her clothes off.

Busty MILF Tyler Faith is getting changed and being videotaped:

yes, at the same time get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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