Failed Fridge Theft, Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Awesome, Kim Kardashian's Kans, Sebastian Bach in Argentina, Receding Hairline Metal with ACCEPT, Hot Latvian Ass, PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Two geniuses try to steal a fridge in the wee hours of the morning...


...and when they realize it's too heavy, they... Well, you'll see.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Illegal (WWTDD)

Oh who are we bullshitting? VIVID is releasing the video later this month...and we can't wait to get our grubby mitts on it.


blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Tits blah blah blah (Drunken Stepfather)

blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape blah blah blah

Is Miss USA Too Sexy? (Asylum)

Amazing Cleavage Art Made From Masking Tape (UPROXX)

Celeste Star is going to go Far... in the naked lady business, that is (Freakshow Planet)

A no-nonsense guide to designing your workout (Bullz-Eye)

Lovely Lara Leverence will make you want to Lick you Monitor (Dailyniner)

Worst Wedding DJ Ever (College Humor)

AUnderstanding the Complexities of Gtalk Status Icons (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy in a Latex/Chain bikini.. *drool* (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Looks like SEBASTIAN BACH is an Old-Fart-Gone-Wild:

...and 40,000 screaming Argentinians are loving every second of it.

It's time for Receding Hairline Heavy Metal with our German friends in ACCEPT (order online now!):

the new album will be out later this year, but you can fill your iPod with German goodness now!

From German Heavy Metal to Latvian Hot ass...

Who knew they grew hot ass in Latvia? smokin' hot Latvian hotness Inga C can't wait to get out of that body stocking:

We know how she feels. We hate body stockings too. Inga really seems to object to all forms of clothing...which isn't a bad thing.

Holy busty! PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker has 34G-sized gazongas:

which is our classy way of saying 'funbags' how does she stay upright with those things?... lotsa practice, evidently.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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