Russian Street Racer Crash, Megan Fox Quits Transformers, Audrina Patridge Quits Clothing, Bret Michaels on Oprah, METALLICA's Tribute to DIO, AVENGED SEVENFOLD's 'Nightmare', Ivy Black's Ass Roll, Leanne Crow's Bikini Hot Tub Party

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...


Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)

and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.


Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)

How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.

Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)

Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)

Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)

Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)

Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)

First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)

15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:

fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.

Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):

the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.

From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...

Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:

How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.

Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":

What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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