Silly boy, adultery is for adults. Stealing your parents' smut is for kids. Yeah, we're a wonderful influence
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)
...but the most interesting part of the story was this whacked-out lady who told her story to KMBC Channel 9.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Because it's our God-given right, we're going to plug this one more time It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short
Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!
You can also watch it on YouTube
and because we're just SO...GODDAMN...TALENTED, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!
See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!
Whose fantastic ass could this be in some movie we've never heard of? (Drunken Stepfather)
We promise we won't ruin it by saying something like "Good luck Chuck" or "Fantastic 4"... oh no. We wrecked it again
Ten TV Shows You Never Knew Existed (Gunaxin)
Diana Dagota. Sounds Exotic. Looks Erotic. We're Psychotic. (Freakshow Planet)
Fall Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)
Simona is all about cleanliness. Here she is, taking a shower. outside. with people watching (z0d)
Brandon Jennings Goes All Ga-Ga [Video] (The Hoop Doctors)
Oh Jessica Marie, Why Won't you look at me. Oh that's right. You're hot. (Dailyniner)
The Man Who Licked Princess Leia: An Interview With Jabba the Hutt Puppeteer Toby Philpott (inside Movies)
Facebook Founder Whines About His Privacy, Poor Baby (Gamma Squad)
When Stallone Met Twitter - Part 2 (Film Drunk)
Hilarious STFU Jesus Motivational Comics (Fork Party)
Ten Import Models to Look Out for at Car Shows This Year (Sub5Zero)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)
Aaaand Axl had a fit and stormed off stage...AGAIN.
He's playing the most baddest-ass version of METALLICA's "Fade To Black" you'll ever hear.
From friggin' amazing guitar players to fokkered up film trailers
If you're not fond of tight spaces, this movie should have you hyperventilating in NO time.
Don't you go anywhere, madam! We have BOOBIES to show you!
You can watch the full scene in the epic film Big Natural Titties 5 - on DVD, of course.
Goodness golly, we hope she's not bulimic. Oh wait. She's not. We're completely missing the point.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".
Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
, who is promoting her new book 
...and if we're lucky, she'll show us her magnificent bosoms... hell, she's shown everyone else, right? As a contrast, we'll also have Sandy Kane in studio. Finally, 
