MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Bikini MILF trio, RED trailer, new PREDATORS trailer, Mel Gibson Did WHAT? ...SLAYER and ANTHRAX in Bulgaria, Cam With Carmen, Bailey Kline, Bree Daniels, and April O'Neil all get Naked

Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:

Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?

Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:

It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.

“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)


Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.

The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)

Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)

Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)

Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)

So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)

Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)

16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)

Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:

and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.

As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:

We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.

From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?

Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:

Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?

Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:

Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.

Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:

Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.

From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?

of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.