Rapper hit by Ice Cream Truck, Montana Fishburne in a Music Video & Sex Tape, ROB ZOMBIE is still pissed at OZZY, IRON MAIDEN live in NYC, Sasha Grey and Veronika Zemanova get Naked

It's time for that mid-week fling, so clock out early and take a flirty co-worker to a local motel...

"Hump day" rolls off the tongue better than "Take a flirty co-worker to a local motel Day" and that's why the Greeks called it 'hump day' day in the first place. Yes, it was the Greeks. You think we just make this shit up?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

If you're dumb enough to dance backwards into traffic, then you probably deserve to get smacked by an ice cream truck:

Just like this brilliant 26 year-old rapper who sauntered his way into traffic singing his own songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne's Sex Tape is getting Bumped up (WWTDD)

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!

Speaking of the lovely Montana Fishburne, she's about to win the Nobel Prize for 'Disappointing Daddy' with her cameo in Brian Pumper's new rap video:

This li'l ditty is affectionately called "Oh and It's Shaved". It's about umm... shaving?


guess who's all growed up and getting naked in the movies? (Drunken Stepfather)

You want a hint? Hmm... Run, Forrest! Ruuuun!... Dead giveaway? Damn.

The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens (Gunaxin)

Drunken Internet Distractions (College Humor)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

IHC imagines The Expendables in the decade it should have happened: The 1980s (I Heart Chaos)

Alisha King is wearing an old-school fedora...and that's it. (Dailyniner)

20 Great TV Ad Campaigns for 20 Great Beers (BroBible)

Alexis Texas shows her young blond friend all about southern hospitality (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Someone is holding a grudge, aren't they? ROB ZOMBIE was being interviewed backstage at the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and ripped OZZY OSBOURNE...again:

Rob doesn't take too kindly to Ozzy taking his band members. second slam in a month, dammit.

...and when he's NOT pissed off ROB ZOMBIE makes happy music...well, depending on your definition of 'Happy':

Mo' Human 'den Human, mudderfuggers.

Holy crap. Who knew New York City had so many Headbangers? IRON MAIDEN is on tour now (click for them tix)...and they packed Madison Square Garden:

Manhattan Metalheads... Who knew?

From metal... we segue onto...MELONS!

Sultry skinny adult mega-starlet Sasha Grey can't get out of her skirt fast enough:

Sasha Grey is one of the few adult stars who can make THIS kind of smutty goodness and then go on to make mainstream films lke 'The Girlfriend Experience'

Busty Czech beauty Veronika Zemanova was born into poverty:

What better reason to use your fantastic female form to lift yourself out of the poorhouse.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Brian Regan In Studio, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton in Rhode Island tonight, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum'

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Hey-O, it's Thursdee...ThursDEE on the Opie and Anthony Radio Nose Pick-a-thon, and you're invited to celebrate the day with the guys! No, you're actually not. Stay home and beat off.

Today on the POgram, we welcome back your pal, and ours...mr Brian Regan, who will be at UPAC - The Broadway Theatre tonight. Brian is also on tour all over the country. Get Brian Regan Tickets Online NOW!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (NSFW) and shooting for the latest video in the Hookers and Blow series (classy, right?), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Kyra Black, Crystal Crown, and Jasmine Black...



RateMyWOW: Jasmine Black

RateMyWOW: Kyra Black and Crystal Crown

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton in Rhode Island Tonight: Jim Norton will be at BORDERS Books in Providence, Rhode Island this evening signing copies of his new book. Check Jim's MySpace page for more information.

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and YOU can help make it a bestseller...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

(and now we segue into some egomaniacal, unrelated, self-serving crapola...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



Christine Mendoza Topless in a Red Thong

Drunk Passenger Holds Up Bus in Vancouver

Kate Poses In Front Of Her Mirror

Angry Russian Punches through car window

Brea Bennet Strips Down To Her Bra and Panties

Angry Mother Smashes Laptop

Denise Milani Models Her Sweater Meat

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs On RateMyWOW and Paltalk, Brian Regan, Roy Den Hollander, Interns Needed, Jim Nort

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday everyone, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who we seen more of in the recent weeks, getting NAKED in front of their webcams. Let's cut to the chase, shall we? If you want to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, many of whom have no problem being oogled and objectified.... log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Fiesta, we're going to hang with our old amigo, Mr Brian Regan, who is On tour now (click for tickets, you silly geese!). We'll aslo be talking with attorney Roy Den Hollander, who according to the Wall Street Journal, has filed a suit against Columbia in the SDNY for offering women’s studies courses, which he sees as discriminatory toward men.

Good-bye Baton Rouge: Unfortunately, the O&A Show will no longer be heard on KRDJ in Baton Rouge/Lafayette... but you don't have to make a mess in your shorts.... you just have to get yourself some XM Satellite Radio, and you'll hear more show, uncensored, all day, every day!

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW!

Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...and boy, do WE have some boobies for YOU!...

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: It's just not Whip 'em Out Wednesday without some new boobs! Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth (seriously, no clicking on that link if you're working), we have some new chocolate boobies for you to gaze at thanks to lovely adult starlet Aliana Love...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Aliana Love

...now here's something semi-related... to boobs...

The lovely Alanna from Foundry Cams sent us a new video which features the oh-so-popular 'Party Rock' Shirt...



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ALANNA SHAKE HER OUTSTANDING ASS!

How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Teen Gets Probation for Throwing Feces At Pregnant Woman

Leryn Frano - Sexy Javelin Thrower from Paraguay

METALLICA's James Hetfield Builds a Huge Fence and Pisses Off Neighbors

Polish Choir Bus Tossed around by Tornado

Brigitta Bulgari Lingerie Photo Shoot

Jessica Dior and Her All-Day Sucker

Sexy Russian Model Is Shy

Paths To Wisdom - With Steven Segal

Caught On Tape: Wind Blows Kite Surfer Into Building

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Facebook: FoundryMusic

Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)

Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

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MySpace: Opie and Anthony

MySpace: FoundryMusic

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)

Thursday Links: Opie and Anthony LIVE, Brian Regan,Nicole Richie,Chuck Liddell, Britney's Ass Photos, Father's Day Bunny Ranch Trip, New Video Hotness

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