The Ass Cam, Lemmy is a Cyborg, Kelsey Grammer is a dirty old man, Yet ANOTHER Jurassic Park Game, THOR is Hammer-smashingly Awesome, Emma is heavily Tattooed

What's a great way to stay warm this winter? Umm, go inside and light the couch on fire? OK, cool.

While you're doing that, surf the web and find a neglected woman to fool around with...after you're done putting out the couch, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

A few young ladies in Los Angeles decided they needed a little MORE attention paid to them.

So they strapped a camera to their asses and recorded all the people who gave it a stare. Bravo. Daddy never held you, did he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


There's something seriously creepy about watching Kelsey Grammer suck face (Drunken Stepfather)



Hella has an atomic wedgie going. Thank God she loses her undies quickly. Bless you, child. (FreakShow Planet)

12 Great Shows that were set in and Around High School (Bullz-Eye)

Becky Payne is the kind of gal you just want to throw in a pool because she's so smoking hot (z0d)

Sara Clayton has her undies yanked up to her chin. That can't be good for her circulation (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

This confirms it. Lemmy Kilmister is a cyborg. No one can consume that much Jack Daniels and French Fries and still keep breathing:

Quick, let's lure Lemmy into a hydraulic press and smoosh him before he kills Sarah Connor... or something.

From Lemmy, we take a sharp left over to the Lost World... kinda:

It's 2011, and there's another JURASSIC PARK video game being released?

Looks great? A decade too late? You decide. There's something to be said for dinosaurs, though.

...and from game trailers to movie trailers...

We're trying to think of something shitty and sarcastic to say about Kenneth Brannagh's THOR movie...

But how can you say something mean about a movie that has HAMMER-SMASHED FACE?? Exactly. You can't. Move along, now.

...OK, that's enough of that. Bring on the GIRLS!

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

The Next Three Days Trailer, Snooki's Ass is Awful, Zakk Wylde is Sober and Playing Better, Night Ranger in Jersey, Jana Defi, Angel Kiss, Devyn Devine, Tattoos, Tequila, and Foundry Cams

Blech. Monday. Hangovers. Hotel Bills and having your wife wake up the sleeping young lady you spent the weekend with... don't worry, your wife was in on it.

Love, honor, cherish, till death... sure. Threesomes are the best part about being married. Just make sure your wife picks the girl, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Let's see.... Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, and a very Noo-Yawk-ified Liam Neeson:

It's called The Next Three Days. Anyone else smell farts?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Snooki's Ass is Awful (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Whose boobs love attention? (Drunken Stepfather)

If you don't know her yet... you'll see her naked ass in 'Piranha 3D'... there, that was a hint, right?

Jelena Jensen couldn't wait to get inside to play with herself. What WILL the neighbors think? (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)

How to make your house as dangerous as possible (The Noob Dad)

Chinese Woman Invades Pitch, Chases And Attacks Referee (DJMICK)

Amazing Karaoke Video Personal Ad (Heavy)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (The Campus Socialite)

Women Flash Breasts To Rob Very Happy Victim (UPROXX)

Dylan Rider is Riding the luckiest Red Couch EVER (Dailyniner)

5 Famous Guys Who Slid Way Down the Food Chain to Cheat (The Smoking Jacket)

Krystal Web is wearing gold panties and pink shoes. Thank God she doesn't keep them on for long (z0d)

Haters Gonna Hate Guy IRL (NextRound)

Mad Men: Just the Badass Parts (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

ZAKK WYLDE minus Booze = Much more gooder guitar playing in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY:

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY is playing OZZFEST and a ton of other dates (get them tickets now, ma'am!).

You wouldn't think it, but NIGHT RANGER can still rock in America:

... or New Jersey, at least. That's kinda the armpit of America.

From Rock, we segue gently into...racks!

Czech hotness Jana Defi is getting all clean and spending a lot of time on her boobies:

DO boobs really get THAT dirty, or is ... oh, wait. We get it.

So you like big boobies, do ya, Lloyd? Check out Devyn Devine... who ain't exactly Dainty:

Some guys like barbie doll-lookin' chicks. some guys like a lot more cushion when they're pushin'.

What does Angel Kiss have in common with a 1973 Buick?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. except that neither of them fit into a tiny purple garter...and even that's a stretch.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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