Groupies RULE, Zakk Wylde and William Shatner, gratuitous drum solo, OZZY on TV, SLASH on Lopez Tonight, Big Booty and Bigger Bra Sizes

Being famous certainly has its perks, but what do all the groupies do when there are no celebrities around?

Glad you asked! They troll around online looking for strangers to have uncommitted flings with

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

William Shatner has recruited none other than ZAKK WYLDE to perform on his cover of ... "IRON MAN"?:

We don't agree with it at all. We UNDERSTAND it...but we don't agree with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)

Normally we wouldn't care about Amber Heard, but she's looking great in Esquire (Drunken Stepfather)

we appreciate Amber Heard even more now that we've seen her naked scenes

Malibu is named after a city AND a beverage. Thank God she wasn't named "Bayonne" (FreakShow Planet)

11 Movies for 2011 (Bullz-Eye)

Brittany Bardot is dressed like a schoolgirl, but she's anything other than that (Dailyniner)

Cali Lakai. Awful Name. Amazing Body (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

...and now for your gratuitos drum solo of the day, here's Frankie Banali from QUIET RIOT:

QUIET RIOT is totally re-formed with a new singer because... well, because their original singer... is uhh... dead.

A surprisingly lucid OZZY OSBOURNE appeared on Good Day L.A.:

Amazing what a lack of chemicals in the body will do to a person.

SLASH was on LOPEZ TONIGHT playing the ROLLING STONES classic "Brown Sugar":

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

From metal, we saunter gently over to the mammaries...nice segue, right?

Busty blondes Kayla Cupcakes and Summer Sin filled up the whole camera with their massive hooters:

...and if not for the obnoxious cameraman, this clip would be perfect.

...and now for today's lecture on rocket science...

...No, not really. We lied. It's Brooke Lee Adams and Ava Rose showing off their big booty. That's kind of like rocket science, isn't it?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Holiday MILF, ALL THAT REMAINS vs ROCK BAND, THOR Trailer, RAMMSTEIN in New York City, Shyla Stylez, Lana Lopez, and Valerie Rios

It's the holiday season. The season for giving... the season for treating yourself to a lonely housewife like lovely rebecca here:

Rebecca is all dolled up in her profile pic because her old man ain't getting the job done at home... amd that, friend, is why you step in for the assist. Get it? ASSist? ASS? Heh... umm, Booooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Can you play songs by ALL THAT REMAINS with your buddies on ROCK BAND?

Good for you... because THEY can't. And they wrote the damn songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Get your geek hat and drool bib on...the full trailer for the Kenneth Branagh-directed THOR movie hit this weekend:

oh the dates we could get with a hammer like that...

Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

Your Ultimate Guide to Gifting With Liquor (the Bachelor Guy)

A chat with Henry Rollins (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Angelique Jerone...hard to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Kimberly Smith leaves NOTHING to your imagination...and you won't mind at all (z0d)

PLAYBOY's Stephanie Olivia is outside playing with the sprinkler...and OOPS! She got herself all wet! (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

German industrial band RAMMSTEIN played Madison Square Garden the other day:

...Not since Berlin in 1939 have their been so many people screaming German and fist-pumping. What? Poor taste?

Let's put an end to this high-brow nonsense ASAP...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is all class:

She's putting on...and subsequently taking off her black lace in a scene from one of her latest DVDs which we happily have watched beginning-to-end.

This luscious Latina is Lana Lopez and she's unloading her pesky purple bra:

Clothing is just so oppressive and Lana would much rather be nude...and we'd much rather she be that way.

Speaking of Latinas, this lovely one is Valerie Rios and she also has an objection to lingerie:

As you can see Valerie is all-too-willing to get rid of her blue lace lingerie ... it gets in the way of her diddling. Ours too, dammit.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami

It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!

For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.

Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.

Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.

Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy

We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Girls Kissing under Mistletoe, Old ladies and Ice Cream, ALICE IN CHAINS live in Italy, Lana Lopez, Michelle Monaghan, Chintia Flowers

This holiday season, hang some mistletoe. you might get lucky and see some girls kissing...

and if you need to find some ladies maybe you get find a few married women who are repressed. There's more of them than you'd think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

After seeing this ad, you will NEVER want to eat ice cream again:

Old ladies trying to be sexy = Never good.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Halle Berry's Ass in black jeans
(Drunken Stepfather)
However... watching HALLE BERRY get bent over and banged isn't too bad either.

Madison Scott in Red...what is that, velvet? Beauuutiful! (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone has really Massive...Personality...and juciy boobs too (Daily Niner)

Tiger Woods Soul Jam Remix Something (With Leather)

Shay Laren Shouldn't Be allowed to Show her boobs... cuz they're so damn big and juicy. (FreakshowPlanet)

20 Funniest Church Signs Of all Time (ManOFest)

If The Bible Were Magazines (College Humor)

Top 10 NFL Players with Dreads (Gunaxin)

Rascal The World's Ugliest Singing Dog

How To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool (Comedy)

Actual Wedding Reenactment: Kneel Before Zod Or Forever Hold Your Peace (GammaSquad)

The Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This stunning super-hot Latina babe from Twistys is Lana Lopez:

She's playing with her hose... giving a lube job. Puns suck, don't they?

What makes a friendly game of pool A LOT more friendly?

BREAST MASSAGE! Thanks to DDF Babes Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers

From big busts to big bands, it's ALICE IN CHAINS (get your tickets now) live in Milan:

That's "Black Gives Way To Blue" (acoustic version)... Catch ALICE IN CHAINS on tour now!

Our busty blond friend Ember Reigns, who you have seen in several FOUNDRY CAMS videos sent us a new goodie:

Ember is enjoying a lucky lucky lollipop...and she does A LOT more.

Speaking of Ember Reigns, let's promote her shaking ass to MR. BIG one more time:

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Screaming Woman on Roller Coaster
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
ALICE IN CHAINS Black Gives Way To Blue LIVE in Italy
Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers Playing a friendly Game of Pool
Science World: Ice creamy goodness
Lana Lopez Plays With Her Hose

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