Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Messin' 'Round with Ashleigh and Amber

What better way to ring in the new year than with a double-dose of barely-dressed, thong-wearing babes from FOUNDRY CAMS? Ashleigh and Amber are dressed in their official pink FOUNDRYMUSIC tees and black thongs (and no, we didn't ask them to do that; it just worked out that way), shaking their amazing, almost-naked asses to "Messin' 'Round" by Chicago's own VEILSIDE.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE ASHLEIGH AND AMBER MESSIN' 'ROUND!



Of course, if all of your drooling hasn't flooded you out of house and home, why not HEAD ON OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS and CHAT WITH ASHLEIGH AND AMBER LIVE ON WEBCAM!




As always, bands/artists/labels - If you would like to have your songs considered for a FOUNDRY CAMS video, please send your press kits to:



Foundry Music

c/o DFL MEDIA

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ 07946

Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Marc Maron, Amber Lynn On RateMyWOW, New Dru Boogie Remix, Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets on Sale, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

As always, if you missed any of last week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE (links are now fixed!):




Download the O&A Show 6/27/2008 (Louis CK)

Download the O&A Show 6/26/2008 (Jim Norton Returns)

Download the O&A Show 6/25/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice O'neal)

Download the O&A Show 6/24/2008 (Patrice Oneal in for Jim Norton)

Download the O&A Show 6/23/2008 (WORST OF O&A)

It's Tuesday and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram welcomes back our funny, albeit liberal pal Marc Maron to the show to spout off about that which is on his nerves this week.

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or just Mac Maron, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

New Dru Boogie Remix: What happens when Dru Boogie gives Opie and Anthony Show Executive producer Steve C a bunch of copy to read, and he doesn't pre-read it? The big bastard curses a lot. Then Dru chops up the audio and puts it to music.



Steve C Outtakes Remix - by Dru Boogie

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.

Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

...and while we're on the subject of T-Shirts....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

AMBER LYNN On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of surgically-augmented boobies to show you, courtesy of the one and only Amber Lynn:



RateMyWOW: Amber Lynn 1

RateMyWOW: Amber Lynn 2

...Sooo, you like the boobies, do ya?... Perhaps you like the boobies of a certain young lady you've been eyeing up in your spare time... Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Saay, why don't you pry yourself away from that crate of chocolate chip cookies and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Camera Captures Cop Body Slamming Woman in Yonkers Bar

Blond...possibly drunk...babe Teasing On Webcam

Tim McGraw Fights with Unruly Fan In Concert

Amrie Davis Bedroom Photo Shoot

Toyota Prius Has A Close Call With Train

Topless Webcam Hottie With Huge Boobs

News Anchor Blooper - Black and Gus Cows

Topless Tara in a Huge Comfy Chair

Trash Can Condiment Prank

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