Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Monday Links: Rob Bartlett, Bob Kelly, New Boobs On RateMyWoW, Sound Clip Contest Continues, Walkover Returns This Week, New Videos Online, Philly Fan

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Holy Friggin' Frigid Monday, kids! If you're anywhere near the Northeast U.S... you're freezing your ass off, just like we are, so bundle up... or just stay in, and screw getting out of bed. We'll keep you entertained. Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be joined by our pal Rob Bartlett, who we'll be hearing more from once Don Imus gets back on the air. Rob is also starring in CHICAGO for the next three weeks, so Get your CHICAGO tickets now and see Rob Live!.

Also joining us is our newly-married, weak-stomached comedian friend Bob Kelly, who is going to be playing Uncle Vinnies in Point Pleasant, NJ later this week.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks to a lovely, busty female fan, we have a big ol' pair of boobies to share with you...huge nips, too!


RateMyWOW: Big Naturals, Big Nips

It's true, kids. Some of you still haven't heard that the Opie and Anthony Show is no longer on WYSP in Philadelphia. Fortunately, YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is Master Po - Squeal from 'When Doves Cry'

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony Show will be broadcasting the XM WALKOVER THIS FRIDAY, November 2nd, beginning at 9am. If you'd like to join us, just look for Club Soda Kenny near 50 W. 57th St. around 9am (or just before), and walk with us for a block over to the XM Studio.

If you Missed Erock and Master Po dancing with Jill Nicolini on the CW11 yesterday, you can laugh along right here:



EROCK and MASTER PO Join JILL NICOLINI for DANCE FRIDAY

(and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos)

Speaking of lovely ladies...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome Halloween Compilation that the Foundry Cams girls sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some new awesomeness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Romanian Miss Playboy and a Suzuki Intruder

Hot Ass In A Tight White Dress On Webcam

Busty Redhead Busts Out Of Her Lingerie

Charity hodges at The South Beach Bikini Contest

Jessica Model Lingerie Photo Shoot

Bathroom Striptease On Webcam

Cultural Dancing in Tucson - Excellent Upskirt Footage

Charity Hodges In A Tiny Pink Bikini

Miss Pole Dance World 2005 Champion

News 10 Good Morning Halloween Scare

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:





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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Dane Cook, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Miss Paltalk Winner, New Videos Online

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It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best frankie Goes To Hollywood impression (you know... the 80's thing). It's also Hummer Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

Today on the POgram, we're talking to Dane Cook, who is just a movie-making machine, and promoting Good Luck Chuck...who just happens to like sing serious songs.

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a wonderful new pair of perky young boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Hunter Cherri

Congrats to FlightBenefits, who won the first annual/monthly/weekly/dailiy/who knows Miss Paltalk Contest. She's a cutie, and you can see her every day (usually sleeping, topless, or both... we think she has narcalepsy. No we don't) if you install Paltalk on your computer

INTERNET VIDEO OF THE DAY: Yesterday's hysterical video came to us courtesy of Break.com. Check out Swedish TV Host Pukes (Should Of Took A Sick Day)!




While you're there, Go to the Opie And Anthony section and click 'Subscribe' to stay updated on all our video updates!

If you missed the Traveling Virus tour this year, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of Dane Cook's chest hair (so we're told...we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Romy is wearing!)

Then check out the new video that Mia Ciara sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We added some naughty bits to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Humvee vs. IED buried Way too Deep

'Mad Man Pondo' tools on Female Fan at IWA-MS Deathmatch

iPod Parody Commercial

Shock Absorbing 'Beta Gel' demonstrated on Japanese TV

Asian Motorist Blows Red Light and hits Scooter

Girl With an Amazing Ass In A Blue Bikini

Slender White Girl With a Ghetto Booty

Curvy Webcam Girl Rolls Around In Her Room

Dane Cook - 'Forward'

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Mia Ciara Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

The beautiful busty Mia Ciara from FOUNDRY CAMS strips out of her tight F*CK ME shirt to expose her amazing body which has been wrapped in electrical tape. Music By BLACKLINE.






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