Weekends are Pants Optional, Finnish Metal version of DURAN DURAN, Indiana Jones 5?, DISTURBED and Gorilla Noises, TAKING DAWN covers FLEETWOOD MAC, Heather Vandeven is smart AND naked, Kagney Linn Karter can Sing AND Strip, Alisha King likes Ice Cream

Yay! Weekend Time! Pants...Are...Optional! make solid use of of that pants-free time and hook up with a promiscuous co-worker... because God would want you to.

What? You've never seen a room full of women in their underwear? YOU have been hanging out in the wrong places, friend. Adultery. For Adults. It's in the Bible. Somewhere.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Finnish heavy metal band. Siniging "A View To A Kill" by DURAN DURAN. Need we say more?

No. We don't. They're the NORTHERN KINGS. They're an acquired taste.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Indiana Jones 5 is Coming... For. Some. Reason. (WWTDD)

Oooh! we know why! apprarnetly 'Crystal Skull' wasn't embarrassing enough. 3 out of 4 ain't bad, is it? Let Indy Go Gracefully, please?


Finally! An appropriate Photo of Snooki's Large Dumper! (Drunken Stepfather)

Nothing Like A Prank War to Start The Year Off (The Campus Socialite)

Aiden Ashley bends over the luckiest leather couch EVER (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Dannni Yeager Rubs against a Yellow Corvette. Lucky Car. (z0d)
10 Signs You're a 20-Something, According to The New York Times (Lemondrop)

Wing Falls Off Plane at Argentina Airshow (The Smoking Jacket)

Drinking and Driving Mixing Even Less Well Than Ususal (UPROXX)

I'm On a Shark!!! (GammaSquad)

Midwife sews woman’s anus shut during labor (The Frisky)

Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Our friends in DISTURBED kicked off their tour in Minnesota, and proved there's always room for gorilla noises in heavy metal:

and if you're into gorilla noises... go see DISTURBED live...because their songs have lots of it. Gorilla noises, that is.

After appearing on countless album covers... Vic Rattlehead finally made an appearance at a MEGADETH concert...

granted, he seemed a bit shy, but if you had a skeletal face that was clamped together and shackled, you'd be a little insecure too.

our buddies in TAKING DAWN released a video for their cover of the FLEETWOOD MAC classic "The Chain". See?

Not to brag or nothing, but we knew this song was gonna be huge MONTHS ago, so we used it in a FOUNDRY CAMS video...don't tell US we don't know what we're doing.

See what we mean? Clickity-click-click, mister!
and take THAT, Chester!

From hard rock to hard bodies (where ELSE did you think this was going?)...

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has a degree in education:

Which comes in very handy when masturbating on video. Just sayin'...

Busty, surgically-enhanced Kagney Linn Karter can sing while she's getting naked:

You know, just in case a judge from American Idol is watching shhut up and get naked, lady! What? Too Much?

Perky young Alisha King is rubbing ice cream all over her boobs:

Not like we fault her or nothing... if we had boobs like hers, we'd be doing the SAME thing. Yaaaay Ice Cream! Er, Yaaaay Boobies!

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



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Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Ab Crunch Disaster, Tiger's latest MILF, Lindsay fell down, Molly Ringwald WTF, Axl Rose vs 45K pissed off fans, RATT's new video

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Honestly, if you're wrecking the garage every time you try to do crunches...




Maybe it's time to join a gym, fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Oh no! Lindsay Fall Down, Go Boom! (WWTDD)



oh please Lindsay make another movie where your shirt is off.





Hey, Michael Moore lost some weight! Wait, it's Molly Ringwald. (Drunken Stepfather)



The Most Retarded Black Eyed Peas Lyrics (FunnyCrave)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Carmen Silva Slips into something more comfy...read: 'nothing' (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



'Man Makeunder' Survival Challenge (Asylum)



Jennifer Kennedy is thinking about a career in politics. Wait, wrong Kennedy. (z0d)



Top Ten Fictional Pirates (Gunaxin)



RPG Heroes are Jerks (CollgeHumor)



30 Horrifying Female Bodybuilders (Manofest)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Axl Rose? Walked on stage 2 hours late to thousands of pissed off GUNS N' ROSES fans?



Yer kidding? He did THAT? Noooo. We don't believe ya.

Thank GOD! It's 1987 all over again, and the guys in RATT couldn't be happier!



or at least their new video for "Best of Me" would suggest it is. Regardles, get yer spandex.

From hair bands to hairless poosay...

Another classy young lady has crawled out of the woodwork, claiming to have had sex with Tiger Woods...and by 'classy young lady' we mean 'dirty slutty skank':



Her name is Devon James and she does MILF videos with guys that look like Zach Galifianakis.

in keeping with the high-brow...

Sexy Czech bombshell Veronica Zemanova has lost her lingerie:



and by "lost", we mean "intentionally took off". Why WOULDN'T she?

Francine Dee is a tiny little 3/4 Filipina and 1/4 Chinese gal with enormous boobs:



We think they're natural. No we don't.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



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Tuesday Links: Bass Player in the Bushes, Naked Billboard Dancing, Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi, Cowgirl Mila Kunis, IRON MAN 2 Game Trailer, OVE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

The backyard heavy metal festival was going off without a hitch, and the groupies were lining up...




Then Rodney your uncoordinated bass player dove into the bushes, killing every ounce of mojo you guys had.

You know, sometimes you just have to climb a billboard in Dallas, get naked, and dance...




Who cares if you stop traffic? You gotta do what feels right.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for IRON MAN 2: The Gameis online:




We're not even going to lie. We already pre-ordered the game... because yes, we're THAT goddamn obsessive.

Mila Kunis is a Sexy Cowgirl (Drunken Stepfather)



and seriously Mila Kunis really should take her shirt off more.





Michelle McGee's Fridge is a Nazi (WWTDD)



And just in case you haven't seen them, Michelle Bombshell recorded hardcore footage on webcam... before she blew up Jesse James' life, that is.



7 Weird Things People Have Married (Asylum)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Erica Ellyson is Everything you'll want in a lady...who gets naked...outside (FreakshowPlanet)



The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time (Manofest)



Janelle Priego is doing Just Fine without her shirt...or bra...or pants (z0d)



Jake Gyllenhaal:Prince of Persia Workout (The Campus Throne)



Alexis Ford is the Cadillac of Platinum Blond Babes (Dailyniner)



Snake Lake: Behind the Screams (atom)



Release the Kraken! - mashups (URLesque)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

When you need mellow mood music, let our friends in OVERKILL be your guide...



...in the exact opposite direction, because their stuff (as you'll see in this clip from Argentina) is pretty heavy).

Move over heavy metal, we have heavy bosoms to look at...

Sexy young adult starlet Faith Nelson (aka 'In bed with Faith) is dancing on webcam:



Dim lighting covers up a lot of hurt, but Faith is still a good British Egg with no morals.

Keeping with the big boobs theme...

Naturally large-breasted Jelena Jensen felt like taking her top off under the old oak tree:



her options were to either a) tie a yellow ribbon around it... or b) take her shirt off and masturbate. guess which option SHE chose?

Speaking of the big boobs, you all know Violet, dontcha? She's done bunches of FOUNDRY CAMS videos:



She's juggling her jugs. Get it? Get it? Wait. We didn't make a joke. Sorry.

Keeping with the cam girl clippage...

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.