Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai

If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.

We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

He might just have himself a hit on his hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.

Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.

The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!

Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.

HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!

Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Over the Top Drummer, Double Motorcycle Crash, Miley is looking Spicy, Mystery Dumper, Slash in the Netherlands, HELLYEAH's Cowboy Way, Jana Defi and Dorothy Green get topless

Happy Hump-a-Secretary Day! Now go find a secretary to, you know, hump:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

If 2 Motorcycles Crash and no one is around to hear it...

Do they make a sound?

Meet the world's most over-the-top Drummer

In what could be the world's cheesiest Cover band.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


DAMN. Hello Miley. (WWTDD)


Whose very wealthy dumpy arse is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Best Passport Rejection Letter Ever (Nextround)

Playboy's Krista Kelly is Kinda Kute (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Valerie Rios and Melanie are Naked...Together...and Very Grabby (Dailyniner)

Job Searching Tips for the Class of 2010 (Gunaxin)

The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures (Manofest)

A couple of Biker bitches get very friendly with a couple of sex toys (z0d)

Top Ten Rock Cities (Ask Men)

9 movie “losers” you’d definitely hang out with (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our dear old mop-haired, top hat-wearing friend SLASH and his solo band pulled off an amazing version of his song "Starlight" :

That's Slash and Myles Kennedy at the PinkPop Festival in the Netherlands doing tunes from Slash's solo disc

Truthfully, we weren't much into HELLYEAH, but we just saw the new video for "Cowboy Way":

Goddamn. These guys are channeling PANTERA... and it's not like THAT band is coming back anytime soon.

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Bosoms...

Sexy Czech Jana Defi and her 32G-sized boobs are rolling around on the luckiest bed EVER:

that's right. Luckiest Bed EVER. How the hell does this woman walk upright???

From Sexy Czech-ness to Hungarian Hotness, here's Dorothy Green and her outstanding Hungarian hiney getting nude outdoors:

of course, Dorothy does A LOT more than get naked.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Friday Links: Weekend Wankfest, Felon Breaks Free, REPO MEN Traler #2, TESTAMENT live in London, Link Love, Denise Milani, Dors Feline, Karmen Kennedy, and Talia Shepard

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with your cute co-worker and her chubby friend... No need for a wingman. You can fly solo, partner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The cops on Staten Island are going to need tighter handcuffs:

Look at that squirrely little fella go! Too bad he only lasted about seven minutes before getting picked up again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Shrinkage (Winter Freeze) (The Toilet Paper)

Her name was INGA... she was a showgirl... wait, no she wasn't. (z0d)

A Chat with Jeri Ryan (Bullz-Eye)

Regan loves showing off her colorful tats, amazing body...and her booty hole. (Daily Niner)

Rush Limbaugh's Pill Panic Game (Heavy)

Carlotta Champagne tastes just like...a peach (what'd you think we were gonna say?) (FreakshowPlanet)

Ten Kick-Ass Transformers Who Often Get The Shaft (Gunaxin)

If The Huffington Post Was Honest (Comedy)

Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die (Gunaxin)

Contestant On 'Conveyor Belt Of Love' Almost Got A Transexual (Warming Glow)

What The Crap Is: The Google “Nexus One” Phone (atom)

The 50 Sexiest Things We Saw This Year (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Oh wow... is that Denise Milani in a very tight outfit?

Yes. Yes it is. Her boobs are hypnotic, aren't they?

...and if the typical Barbie-Doll adult starlet is boring you, then check out busty British alterna-girl, Dors Feline :

She's got rack and back, and she's covered in tats ...and she's not the least bit shy...total rock slut.

Pigtailed newbie Karmen Kennedy is showing off her assets in this clip:

...and we don't mean her stock portfolio... she does get a good fouling in the full-length clip though. Let's see how long she lasts in the biz.

The guys in ANVIL kicked off their tour in snowy-ass Cleveland yesterday:

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

Why post a video of TESTAMENT peforming in London in 2005?

Because we're a bunch of introverted metalhead geeks with nothing better to do. Aaaand TESTAMENT rules. Suck it.?

The latest trailer for the upcoming REPO MEN is online:

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker taking back artificial organs when you can't pay? Yeah, we're feeling it.

Tight young Twistys Treat Talia Shepard wastes NO time getting naked in this clip:

and honestly, that's the way it SHOULD be. Call us kooky, but why be chatty when you can be NEKKID?

The beautiful, busty, BISEXUAL Italian goddess Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

ANVIL: "Metal on Metal" LIVE in Cleveland
Denise Milani in the Dance Club
REPO MEN - Official Trailer 2
Talia Shepard Shows Her Goodies
TESTAMENT: "Electric Crown" LIVE in London
Karmen Kennedy Shows Off Her Bubble Butt
Staten Island Prisoner Slips Out of Handcuffs
Dors Feline in Pink Panties

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