Showing posts with label heavy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heavy. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

Heavy Metal MILF, Collapsing Wine, Superbowl Trailers, Lotsa OZZY, Fergie & SLASH, New FoundryCams Goodness



  • Lonely? Go get yourself a Heavy Metal MILF that looks like Tera Patrick

  • What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

    We heard the other day that the kinkiest women on the planet live in West Virginia. Dare to dream, boys and girls.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)
  • This clip will make anyone with a wine sweet-tooth cry like a baby:

    This will make old Chester read the instructions before building shelves again.



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)

  • So, umm... who saw the 'Super Bowl', as it's referred to in the far east?

    WOO! The Captain America trailer is online. F I N A L L Y.


  • Big Robots. Destroying one another.

    TRANSFORMERS: Dark Of The Moon looks like a movie we'd actually pay to see. Bang. Crash. Boom.



  • Christina Aguilera messes up the National Anthem. Nah, no one will notice (Drunken Stepfather)


    Mmm... Christina Aguilera Boobies

    Mandy Dee has boobies that make you go 'Oh mama' (FreakShow Planet)

    Featured Model: Sonny Frazier (Bullz-Eye)

    Aimee Addison is all that and a Box o' Chicken (Dailyniner)

    Julia Morse is code for 'looks really great naked'... meh, we tried (z0d)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

  • and if you were watching the big sporting event, you may have seen THIS:

    SLASH showed up and made the BLACK EYED PEAS almost watch-able.



  • You may have seen OZZY OSBOURNE and (who the F*$& is) JUSTIN BIEBER doing a commercial for BEST BUY:

    We'll give them both a tussle for making fun of themselves in this one.



  • Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, we now have the full video of him chucking a bucket of water at one of his wife's co-hosts from The Talk:

    Get off the stage, madam. The Prince of Darkess doesn't appreciate your girthy hips.



  • From aging rockers to young hotness...

    Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



    Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)



    ...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Monday, October 18, 2010

    FOUNDRY CAMS: SOUND OFF with TRAPT and Tattooed Candy



    TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
    What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



    Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

    Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

    FoundryMusic
    c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
    PO Box 257
    Millington, NJ
    07946


    Thanks again to our buddies in TRAPT for the song Sound Off, which you can pick up online in a number of places:


    You can also pick up some TRAPT online at iTunes:
    Trapt

    Ok, you officially have no more excuses to keep reading this.
    1. Watch Candy'a Video.
    2. Chat with Candy LIVE
    3. Run, don't walk, and pick up No Apologies from our friends in TRAPT

    Got it? Good. We're tired of explaining it.

    Monday, October 4, 2010

    Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless



  • Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

    Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)
  • Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

    Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

    Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

    Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

    Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

    Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

    Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

    The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

    Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

    10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

    Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

  • Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

    That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.


  • When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

    Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"


  • Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

    We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".


  • Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


    From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!
  • Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

    because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms


  • Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

    Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!


  • Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
    We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



    Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

    Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.



  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Friday, October 19, 2007

    FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: MICHAEL AMOTT of ARCH ENEMY



    We got Michael Amott from ARCH ENEMY on the phone for a few moments to discuss the World Government. No, not really. Mike spoke to us about the CARCASS reunion, the House of Blues cancellations, his brother being back in the band, and what is in store for them after their tour with MACHINE HEAD





    CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

    Tuesday, September 25, 2007

    Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Dane Cook, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Miss Paltalk Winner, New Videos Online



  • LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)




  • It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best frankie Goes To Hollywood impression (you know... the 80's thing). It's also Hummer Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.


  • Today on the POgram, we're talking to Dane Cook, who is just a movie-making machine, and promoting Good Luck Chuck...who just happens to like sing serious songs.


  • New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a wonderful new pair of perky young boobies for you to check out

    (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


    RateMyWOW: Hunter Cherri


  • Congrats to FlightBenefits, who won the first annual/monthly/weekly/dailiy/who knows Miss Paltalk Contest. She's a cutie, and you can see her every day (usually sleeping, topless, or both... we think she has narcalepsy. No we don't) if you install Paltalk on your computer





  • INTERNET VIDEO OF THE DAY: Yesterday's hysterical video came to us courtesy of Break.com. Check out Swedish TV Host Pukes (Should Of Took A Sick Day)!




    While you're there, Go to the Opie And Anthony section and click 'Subscribe' to stay updated on all our video updates!



  • If you missed the Traveling Virus tour this year, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of Dane Cook's chest hair (so we're told...we could be mistaken):

    CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!



  • Speaking of shirts...

    (Check out what the lovely Romy is wearing!)


  • Then check out the new video that Mia Ciara sent us:




    CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!



  • We added some naughty bits to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



    Humvee vs. IED buried Way too Deep

    'Mad Man Pondo' tools on Female Fan at IWA-MS Deathmatch

    iPod Parody Commercial

    Shock Absorbing 'Beta Gel' demonstrated on Japanese TV

    Asian Motorist Blows Red Light and hits Scooter

    Girl With an Amazing Ass In A Blue Bikini

    Slender White Girl With a Ghetto Booty

    Curvy Webcam Girl Rolls Around In Her Room

    Dane Cook - 'Forward'




  • Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
    del.icio.us
    Groovid
    Digg
    Furl
    Ma.gnolia
    NewsVine
    Reddit
    Spurl
    Yahoo
    Facebook
    Fark
    Outage
    ..and many others!



  • of course...you can also Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites!

  • FOUNDRY CAMS: Mia Ciara Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt



    The beautiful busty Mia Ciara from FOUNDRY CAMS strips out of her tight F*CK ME shirt to expose her amazing body which has been wrapped in electrical tape. Music By BLACKLINE.






    CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

    (or click here if you don't see the photo)



    Chat with Mia Live and See her online NOW at FOUNDRY CAMS!

    Wednesday, September 12, 2007

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Erika Wets Herself Down and Rocks Out in Her Room

    Erika from FOUNDRY CAMS grabs a big bottle of water, and shows off her amazing body through a soaking wet shirt. Then she loses that oppressive garment and shows off her marvelous chocolate-covered hooters. Music by CIRCUS OF DEAD SQUIRRELS.





    CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO! (link is working now...stupid server issues)



    Tuesday, August 28, 2007

    FoundryMusic Interview with BEHEMOTH Frontman Nergal

    I had the pleasure of catching up with NERGAL from Poland’s BEHEMOTH. We talked for a while about Ozzfest, the band’s new album, the musical state of Poland and America, and a lot more. Be sure to catch these guys on Ozzfest this year and to pick up The Apostasy. This band fucking rules!

    FoundryMusicJosh: How’s it going?

    Nergal: Pretty well, I just woke up actually. We have been traveling all night and are going to be doing a show soon. How are you?

    FoundryMusicJosh: Doing good, thanks. First of all, how has Ozzfest been thus far?

    Nergal: It’s been fucking great! Being a part of this tour has been one of the best things that has happened to us during our career – and that’s huge, given that we’ve been around for 16, nearly 17, years at this point. We are really enjoying bringing Black Metal music to the masses. As you can tell, we are one of the two heaviest bands on this tour and it’s great to see the reations of the fans to our music.

    FoundryMusicJosh: It’s quite obvious from looking at the Ozzfest lineup that Behemoth is one of the most metal bands on the tour this year. How has it been to tour with bands like Circus Diablo and The Showdown, who are pretty lame when compared to Behemoth?

    Nergal: Well, I don’t want to criticize any of the bands on this tour, but like I said we are one of the heaviest. They all put on great shows though. I mean, fucking HATEBREED sets the crowd on fire every single night. I think the biggest difference is that no one else on the tour, other than NILE, uses the blast beat. We put on a very punishing show that the other bands can respect and they put on a very intense show that we can respect as well. The biggest concern of ours is that the fans enjoy our show.


    FoundryMusicJosh: How have the Ozzfest fans reacted to you?

    Nergal: They’ve been really receptive. Judging by the merchandise sales alone, we could say that the fans have really enjoyed having us here and that’s what it’s all about. I am trying to promote one of the most extreme types of metal and I’m getting the chance to do that in front on the biggest Metal tour in America – to see the fans banging their heads and having a good time is fucking awesome.


    FoundryMusicJosh: Who is your favorite band on the tour?

    Nergal: I would have to say 3 INCHES OF BLOOD. I had never been exposed to them before and to see an old school Heavy Metal band these days is fucking great. They are straight out of the 80s and they put on a great show. LAMB OF GOD are very good as well. They bring a lot of intensity to the stage and the fans love them. NILE is one of my favorite bands as well. They put on a show a lot like we do, very brutal and they make quality music. Oh, and DAATH have been great. Like 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, I had never heard them before but they are fucking intense.

    FoundryMusicJosh: Changing topics a bit, Behemoth’s sound has changed a lot over the years. Going from Black Metal to incorporating Death Metal and other types of music. What led to this change and how do you feel it has been viewed by your fans?

    Nergal: Well, first of all, my main goal musically is to please myself. If some fans don’t like it, fine. If others do, awesome. BEHEMOTH is not about playing a certain type of music to keep fans happy, BEHEMOTH focuses on being organic and letting the sound guide us. The fact that our sound has changed over the years is a sign that we have grown as musicians. You know, some bands just go along making the same album throughout their career, just changing the cover and the song titles but we try to do something differently and we make music that we are happy with.

    FoundryMusicJosh: I love the new album. How do you feel The Apostasy compares to previous Behemoth records?

    Nergal: I never really compare the albums because we change our sound so much but I really like the new one. The Apostasy has only been out for two weeks in the US and has already sold 1/3 as much as Demigod sold in two years so it is clear to us that we made a good album. We even debuted on the fucking Billboard chart. It is really amazing, to us, to see this kind of heavy metal music being enjoyed by the masses. That means we are doing something right, eh?

    FoundryMusicJosh: What is the current Metal scene like in Poland?

    Nergal: It’s fucking great. I mean, it’s a shame that people aren’t catching on to how good the Polish metal scene is right now. There are at least 20 great metal bands there. Some are black metal, some are death, some are completely different. There is one band, Pristina, who are fucking amazing. Just really aggressive music and really talented musicians. (Pristina is fucking incredible. Pick up Boner Jams ‘07’! –FMJ)

    FoundryMusicJosh: With Emo music becoming all the rage in America, what is your opinion of the state of Metal and Hard Rock outside of Poland?

    Nergal: I really don’t care about them. I mean, you and I and other true metal fans know that this is just a phase that will be gone within 2 years. I know a lot of people hate it, but I just ignore it. Why bother hating something that isn’t even going to be around much longer? I’m sure that they have something redeeming about their music, but the fact is that Emo is to music what McDonalds is to food. There is no substance to it. It is just something that is processed and watered down to the point that it’s completely insignificant.


    FoundryMusicJosh: We have talked to several metal artists who say that they don’t listen to much metal in their spare time. What do you listen to?

    Nergal: Nothing, really (laughs). I have bought 20 or so fucking CDs on this tour and haven’t really gotten to listen to any of them yet. I listen to a lot of stuff though. Of course, I do listen to a lot of metal because it’s the music that I love but I feel that there are so many types of music that can influence people and I listen to a lot of other stuff. I’ve bought a lot of Blues stuff out here and even some other stuff, like Willie Nelson. I also got my hands on the new NILE album and I’m very excited about that.

    FoundryMusicJosh: After Ozzfest wraps up, what is next for Behemoth?

    Nergal: We are touring for the rest of the year in support of The Apostasy. After we finish up with Ozzfest, we are going to be touring Poland and Europe. We will be back in the US too. We’ve got a lot on the table for us when Ozzfest ends.

    FoundryMusicJosh: Aside from the new album, do you have anything that you want to plug for our readers?

    Nergal: Not really. We will have a DVD coming out early next year but, right now, our priority is the new album. I also want to thank all the fans for coming out to the shows and buying the new album. (Buy The Apostasy … NOW! –FMJ)

    FoundryMusicJosh: Thank you for the time, I’m a huge fan and I look forward to seeing you guys later this month on Ozzfest.

    Nergal: Oh thanks for the interview, Josh. Make sure you come backstage at the show. We’ll have a beer and talk.

    Well, that's all folks. Check out the band's official site for more info

    Oh yeah, and BUY THE NEW ALBUM!