Your mom likes singles, Escalator Mishap, Britney Spears in V Magazine, CHIMAIRA's Charlie Sheen tribute, MOTORHEAD on Jimmy Fallon, SLASH in Australia

We don't want to alarm you, but we caught your mom at her night job the other evening:

We're responsible for at least ten of the singles she brought home in her butt and the stain she brought home on her shirt... we're gentlemanly when it comes to mothers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All you need is Benny Hill music and this video would be PERFECT!

Going Down - Watch your step!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Britney Spears is on the cover of V Magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

and the "V" is for "Vapid"... see, cuz it's Britney Spears... and umm, you get it.


Raisa has a terrible name and a great body. This will set off a theme in today's update (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Chantelle Fontaine has a name like a tranny...she's suspect until we see a birth certificate (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black is pasty and white. She really should consider a name change to fit her pasty complexion (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

The whole world has Charlie Sheen fever and the guys in CHIMAIRA are no exception:

Presenting a death metal cover of The TROGGS "Wild Thing" in honor of Charlie Sheen's role in MAJOR LEAGUE.

Lemmy and MOTORHEAD were showing off their face bumps in New York City on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Singing "Get Back In Line"... and shaking like a leaf. Just watch Lemmy's right arm.

SLASH and Andrew Stockdale from WOLFMOTHER impressed the hell out of everyone in Brisbane:

OK, maybe not EVERYONE. A few people stayed home to drink oil cans of Foster's. And that's how you make a sweeping generalization.

Now, before you get too cultured, here's some BOOBS, and we don't mean your parents... ZING!:

Anyone else think Tommie Jo is a lousy name?

Us too. Booooo, Tommie Jo. Your name sucks.

Speaking of awful names, Cali Lakai probably got picked on a lot when she was a kid.

hence the need to take her clothes off for attention. Of course we're guessing. We have no concrete information.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Thursday Links: Tranny Attack on the Subway, New GREEN ZONE trailer, ROB ZOMBIE live at Loud Park, CHIMAIRA live in Finland, Link Love, Busty Babes Rachel Aldana, Adeanna Cooke

Happy almost-Halloween boys and girls... the hot MILF next door is giving out her phone number...you know, instead of candy.

These MILFs in Halloween costumes are brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with Halloween MILFs. Get it? Phone number? Instead of Candy...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Tip of the day: When teasing a Transsexual on the subway...

...wear protective goggles. They might blast you with pepper spray.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Pamela Anderson is getting a tad old to be wearing slut clothes(Drunken Stepfather)
Of course...she's not too old to make sex tapes. Butr that's just our opinion

Being a Trucker is NOT an excuse, fatty! (Muscle Sorority)

Andie Valentino and the luckiest silver dildo EVER (Daily Niner)

Meet My New Girlfriend E-Card Creator (Bullz-Eye)

We normally don't like redheads, but Marcie McCray is an exception. DAMN. (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

116 Pictures Of Awesomeness (Yep Yep)

5 Movies That Need a Sequel More than ‘Paranormal Activity’ (Gunaxin)

A Comedic Look at How Drug Trials Work (Top Cultured)

Lane Kiffin, officially balla thanks to Lil Wayne (Dave and Thomas)

Creepy, yet better than Jeff Dunham (Warming Glow)

Stan Van Gundy Already in Midseason Apathetic Form (The Bachelor Guy)

The Black Taco Meme - Phillies Fans Find a New Mascot (URLesque)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

It seems that Rachel Aldana got herself a webcam

and of course, her boobs are out. Again. We love her big British bombs.

Fantastic fresh-faced PLAYBOY Hottie Adeanna Cooke is soaping up her boobs:

Honestly, if we had boobs like hers, we'd spend hours soaping them up too.

The one and only ROB ZOMBIE is back to making music and rocked LOUD PARK in Japan:

His new disc, <Hellbilly Deluxe 2 is available for pre-order now.

Those nice boys in CHIMAIRA shot some great footage in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc The Infection out now...

Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon, who worked on the Bourne Trilogy, are teaming up again in GREEN ZONE

That's the international trailer... shit blowing up...bodies flying around...etc.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Supercharger Heaven' LIVE at LOUD PARK 2009
FOUNDRY CAMS: Halloween Horror Show with POWERMAN 5000
Adeanna Cooke Rubs Down With Suds
GREEN ZONE - International Trailer
SaRenna Lee Hauls Out Her 42HH Hooters
CHIMAIRA: 'The Disappearing Sun' LIVE in Finland
Rachel Aldana unleashes her Huge Boobs On Webcam
Tranny blasts Kid With Pepper Spray

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