Your mom likes singles, Escalator Mishap, Britney Spears in V Magazine, CHIMAIRA's Charlie Sheen tribute, MOTORHEAD on Jimmy Fallon, SLASH in Australia

We don't want to alarm you, but we caught your mom at her night job the other evening:

We're responsible for at least ten of the singles she brought home in her butt and the stain she brought home on her shirt... we're gentlemanly when it comes to mothers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All you need is Benny Hill music and this video would be PERFECT!

Going Down - Watch your step!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Britney Spears is on the cover of V Magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

and the "V" is for "Vapid"... see, cuz it's Britney Spears... and umm, you get it.


Raisa has a terrible name and a great body. This will set off a theme in today's update (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Chantelle Fontaine has a name like a tranny...she's suspect until we see a birth certificate (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black is pasty and white. She really should consider a name change to fit her pasty complexion (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

The whole world has Charlie Sheen fever and the guys in CHIMAIRA are no exception:

Presenting a death metal cover of The TROGGS "Wild Thing" in honor of Charlie Sheen's role in MAJOR LEAGUE.

Lemmy and MOTORHEAD were showing off their face bumps in New York City on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Singing "Get Back In Line"... and shaking like a leaf. Just watch Lemmy's right arm.

SLASH and Andrew Stockdale from WOLFMOTHER impressed the hell out of everyone in Brisbane:

OK, maybe not EVERYONE. A few people stayed home to drink oil cans of Foster's. And that's how you make a sweeping generalization.

Now, before you get too cultured, here's some BOOBS, and we don't mean your parents... ZING!:

Anyone else think Tommie Jo is a lousy name?

Us too. Booooo, Tommie Jo. Your name sucks.

Speaking of awful names, Cali Lakai probably got picked on a lot when she was a kid.

hence the need to take her clothes off for attention. Of course we're guessing. We have no concrete information.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.

and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.

Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.

Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.

This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance

Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance
Video sent by foundrymusic

One of the few surprises that the staff managed to keep a lid on was Jim Norton's birthday lap dance, courtesy of Amie Campbell from the Penthouse Executive Club.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Trish Rides The Stripper Pole in a see-through Bikini

The lovely Trish from FOUNDRY CAMS shows off her incredible body in a form-fitting, see-through bikini (yeah, like there's such a thing as a 'baggy bikini') while taking a ride on her in-home stripper pole. Music by ZERO1ZERO. Her nips are popping out of her top. We're drooling. How's about you?






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO!


Then, when you're all lathered up, and your head can't get any more lumps on it because you've banged it into the monitor so many times, HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH TRISH LIVE!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Tears Off Her F*CK ME Shirt

We sent Sweet Victoria a form-fitting F*CK ME Shirt, and she ripped it up! Normally, we would be pissed off at such desecration, but we're going to give Sweet Vic a pass on this one, because she looks really great in latex. Music by SAINT CAINE.






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!



CHAT WITH SWEET VICTORIA RIGHT NOW AT FOUNDRY CAMS!

Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Hummer Tuesday, FART TRIVIA THIS FRIDAY! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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