Up-Close Shark Video, Dina Lohan is a Swell Parent, SLAYER in Germany, Buckcherry On Kimmel, Sebastian Bach in Norway, MONSTERS trailer, Rachel Aldana, Shione Cooper, and Kimberly Rogers

Hooray! You made it through another week! head down to the Jersey Shore and have carnal relations with a young, promiscuous Italian gal... because that's what you do.

Just because they're on TV doesn't make them unattainable. MTV doesn't hire these girls for their strong moral judgement. GTL, bitches... then get laid.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Surfer Chuck Patterson filmed a Great White up close:

He didn't get any video of his soiled undies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Dina Lohan is a wonderful parent. (WWTDD)

Speaking of superb parenting, Lindsay Lohan's next movie is a Linda Lovelace biopic. No clue who that is? Click it, Chester

Speaking of pseudo-famous offspring and awesome parenting, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video...One! More! Time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Awkward-looking MILF ass in shorts - 12 o'clock! (Drunken Stepfather)

and WHO might that hiney belong to... Bam! Ka-Pow! Hit me baby one more...... dammit! Gave it away again.

April O'Neil will get you excited in April, May, June, July...eh, you get it. (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie Sheen Celebrates Freedom at the Playboy Mansion (PICS) (The Smoking Jacket)

Five People You’ll Meet in College (The Campus Socialite)

A Salute To Friday the 13th (Gunaxin)

7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer (Guyism)

This is the Wrong Book store (PIC) (Dave and Thomas)

Every time a Doorbell Rings, Lupe Fuentes gets Her Wings... or something. (Dailyniner)

6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid (Asylum)

Celeste Star is giving herself the most awesome frontal wedgie ever (z0d)

New TERMINATOR movie! Now Here's the BAD news (GammaSquad)

Scottie Pippen in 1991 Commercial for Mr. Submarine: 'Ladies, Let's Have a Party' (Brobible)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

What do Germans love more than Beer and Bratwurst? SLAYER, maaaan!:

Incidentally SLAYER is on the road with MEGADETH now... So get some tickets, madam.

You know, for a song about Crazy Bitches, BUCKCHERRY's 'Crazy Bitch' doesn't make Crazy Bitches seem so bad:

BUCKCHERRY is on tour now (tickets, amigo), but stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote their new album.

Even though he's over 40, SEBASTIAN BACH still sings like a 12 year-old with a groin injury:

...and we mean that in the most flattering sense. We think.

From Music...To MOVIES!

Much like DISTRICT 9 the new Alien-fest MONSTERS cost next-to-nothing to make:

We're digging the trailer... so far.

and from MOVIES...to MASSIVE MELONS!

Busty British babe Rachel Aldana has 32L-sized breasts:

There is no logical reason for them to be covered. thank God she feels the same way.

Large-bosomed Czech gal Shione Cooper doesn't know a damn thing about cars, but she's changing your oil without a shirt on:

Oh hell. take a chance and let the woman fix your car...at least you get some eye candy.

Everyone say hi to Australian Hottie Kimberly Rogers:

You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Kimberly has a religious objection to underwear...we want to join her church.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Drunk Cab Fight, Beaten & Run Over, Jessica Simpson on Entourage, Christina Nude in GQ, Video Preview of OZZY's new CD, SLASH and Adam Levine LIVE, Booty and Boobies with Alexis Texas and Rachel Aldana

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Swedes refer to it as... so stop making copies of your assistant's ass and bring her to a motel

After all what is 'Hump Day' without 'Humping'?...Exactly. It's boring.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Drunk guys start fight for the dumbest reasons...


...and sometimes in the dumbest places... like a taxi cab.

Getting your ass kicked + Getting Run Over + Getting it videotaped and thrown all over the internet...


...is pretty much the 'Trifecta of Embarrassing'... what a lousy day this guy is having.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Simpson Taped a Scene in 'Entourage' (WWTDD)

oofah... remember when Jessica slimmed down for 'Dukes of Hazzard'?...good times.


Christina Naked in GQ...thank you. (Drunken Stepfather)

Even though Christina's Never Been Shy about Showing off her body before, she's a MILF now...

Top 10 Things Not To Say During A One Night Stand (The Campus Socialite)

16 Reasons Why Sports and Music Should Not Procreate (UPROXX)

PLAYBOY's Teri Harrison is Totally Naked on the Kitchen Counter...hopefully it was cleaned first (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Amber Nicole... Two Great Names and Two Great Ta-Ta's (Dailyniner)

10 singers in successful bands who really aren’t all that good (Guyism)

A Practical Guide to Hiding Your Friend’s Porn Stash (FunnyCrave)

Koopa's Hell (College Humor)

Nichole Heiress Inherited a Whole Pile of Sexy (z0d)

15 Of the Best Film Bullies (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Our buddy our pal OZZY OSBOURNE has released a five minute-long video preview of his upcoming album Scream (click to pre-order!):

'Scream' will be released on June 22, but you can pre-order online now

The Ellen Degeneres Show was actually watchable the other day. SLASH and Adam Levine from MAROON 5 made a li'l appearance:

SLASH's new album is available now, and it's got more guest appearances than a Jerry Lewis Telethon! (oh MAN that was a bad one)

From Rocks to Racks...

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is oiling up that masterpiece hiney of hers:

And oiling it up is only the foreplay to the ass-pounding she gets in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Busty British Bombshell Rachel Aldana is sporting the luckiest sweater EVER:

and we mean that it's very tight and her L-Cup Boobs blast out of it FAST, thereby making it 'Lucky'.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Tuesday Links: Turkish Car vs. Tree, Bad Bulgarian Driver, MEGADETH surprise at NAMM, SLIPKNOT, SLAYER do KISS at NAMM, Rachel Aldana, Audrey Bitoni,

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Are you ready for some F U N?

Eh, go somewhere else. Meet a married friend to have some fun with.



See? It's all in good fun. Have an affair, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Turkish driver loses control and hits a very obvious...tree.




Kind of hard to miss... you know, being a tree and all.

As long as we're talking bad drivers... here's one from Bulgaria:




His license plate says 'WTF'...how appropriate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





NBC is run by retards (WWTDD)





Saaay, whose cleavage is this?(Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: She's had a lot of work done and she's made a homemade sex tape.



Heather Carolin makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



Kagney Linn Karter. Long-ass name. Short-as-hell dress. NOICE. (Daily Niner)



Five Great Veridian Dynamics Commercials (Dave and Thomas)



Smokin' Hot Sandee Westgate has an Amazing Smile...and set of boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (Ask Men)



Movie Review: Pandorum (Gunaxin)



The Daily Conan (Warming Glow)



5 Things We Hate About Megan Fox (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Parenting Fails (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty British brunette Rachel Aldana busts out of her black blouse:



It's kind of constricting... and her Double-J cups need to breathe.

Sexy young brunette Audrey Bitoni is getting naked...fast:



She winds up getting very cozy with a very lucky vibrator...after the jump, of course.

Three of the four guys in MEGADETH performed at NAMM:



'Twas a surprise midnight performance at NAMM Jam. Where's Chris Broderick? Eh, we dunno.

Keeping with the NAMM thing, here's Corey Taylor from SLIPKNOT and a few other guys on stage doing "Deuce":



You know, the one by KISS? Yeah, that one.

aaand back to the sexy with Sweet Krissy, who has apparently joined the Army:



She's wearing khakis after all... buuuut she's not wearing them for long...*droool*.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Chill a bit and think about seducing the lonely cougar down the road, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SLAYER and SLIPKNOT members perform 'Deuce' LIVE at NAMM Jam

CCTV: Turkish Driver Loses Control and Hits Tree

Rachel Aldana Busts Out Of Her Black Blouse

Caught on Video: Drunk Driver in Bulgaria slams into Car

Audrey Bitoni Living Room Striptease

MEGADETH: 'Symphony Of Destruction' LIVE at NAMM

Sweet Krissy the Sexy Army Girl

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Thursday Links: Tranny Attack on the Subway, New GREEN ZONE trailer, ROB ZOMBIE live at Loud Park, CHIMAIRA live in Finland, Link Love, Busty Babes Rachel Aldana, Adeanna Cooke

Happy almost-Halloween boys and girls... the hot MILF next door is giving out her phone number...you know, instead of candy.

These MILFs in Halloween costumes are brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with Halloween MILFs. Get it? Phone number? Instead of Candy...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Tip of the day: When teasing a Transsexual on the subway...

...wear protective goggles. They might blast you with pepper spray.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Pamela Anderson is getting a tad old to be wearing slut clothes(Drunken Stepfather)
Of course...she's not too old to make sex tapes. Butr that's just our opinion

Being a Trucker is NOT an excuse, fatty! (Muscle Sorority)

Andie Valentino and the luckiest silver dildo EVER (Daily Niner)

Meet My New Girlfriend E-Card Creator (Bullz-Eye)

We normally don't like redheads, but Marcie McCray is an exception. DAMN. (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

116 Pictures Of Awesomeness (Yep Yep)

5 Movies That Need a Sequel More than ‘Paranormal Activity’ (Gunaxin)

A Comedic Look at How Drug Trials Work (Top Cultured)

Lane Kiffin, officially balla thanks to Lil Wayne (Dave and Thomas)

Creepy, yet better than Jeff Dunham (Warming Glow)

Stan Van Gundy Already in Midseason Apathetic Form (The Bachelor Guy)

The Black Taco Meme - Phillies Fans Find a New Mascot (URLesque)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

It seems that Rachel Aldana got herself a webcam

and of course, her boobs are out. Again. We love her big British bombs.

Fantastic fresh-faced PLAYBOY Hottie Adeanna Cooke is soaping up her boobs:

Honestly, if we had boobs like hers, we'd spend hours soaping them up too.

The one and only ROB ZOMBIE is back to making music and rocked LOUD PARK in Japan:

His new disc, <Hellbilly Deluxe 2 is available for pre-order now.

Those nice boys in CHIMAIRA shot some great footage in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc The Infection out now...

Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon, who worked on the Bourne Trilogy, are teaming up again in GREEN ZONE

That's the international trailer... shit blowing up...bodies flying around...etc.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Supercharger Heaven' LIVE at LOUD PARK 2009
FOUNDRY CAMS: Halloween Horror Show with POWERMAN 5000
Adeanna Cooke Rubs Down With Suds
GREEN ZONE - International Trailer
SaRenna Lee Hauls Out Her 42HH Hooters
CHIMAIRA: 'The Disappearing Sun' LIVE in Finland
Rachel Aldana unleashes her Huge Boobs On Webcam
Tranny blasts Kid With Pepper Spray

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Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and The Dancing Bear, Man walks too close to explosion, Lots of Linkage, MR BIG and MEGADETH live, Big Boob fest with Rachel Aldana, Gianna Michaels, and Annie Swanson

The end of the week is upon us and you have some hotel reservations to make don't you?

Your married friend isn't going to have an affair all alone... so engage in some deviant adulterous behavior...make your cronies proud.

..and if you think that cute girl you were thinking of asking out is going to sit at home alone think again, bub.

she'll be busy getting bent over by the Dancing bear...if you don't act first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This guy is walking WAY too close to a car that's about to explode:

Do cars catch fire all the time in Brazil? Jesus, dude...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Kim Kardashian jogging... sort of (Drunken Stepfather) ...and Kim Kardashian having sex on video...with Ray J

Renae Cruz has Bright Red Lips...and oh yeah, she's naked too (Daily Niner)

Looks That Kill: Beautiful women that kick Ass (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star is playing Naked Pool (z0d)

Hunter S. Thompson's Angry letter to the Rum Diary Studio (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela is very interested in her vagina (Freakshow Planet)

Michael Jordan Is a Jerk - And I'm Thankful For That (Ask Men)

7 Amazing Videos of Bullies Getting One Punched (Funnycrave)

5 Tips for Properly Vandalizing an Athlete's Property (Sports Pickle)

The Masturbating Gunman Arrives (Dave and Thomas)

If Car Family Decals Told the Truth (atom)

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911 (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Buxom British babe Rachel Aldana is having issues with her sweater:

It's too tight and it's holding in her sweater meat. Can you help her take that clunky thing off?

Speaking of ladies with large boobs... Gianna Michaels is having trouble keeping hers in that dress:

It's a good thing Gianna doesn't keep it on for long...

Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan from MR BIG rock the dual-neck guitar solo:

They're in BUDOKAN, bitches!

Dave Mustaine and his boys in MEGADETH blew the roof off Jimmy Fallon's show:

OK, well the roof stayed on... but MEGADETH is playing many other venues where the roof could feasibly get blown off

Aaaand back to the boobs with Annie Swanson who can barely keep her 36EE boobs in her shirt:

Thank God for girls like Annie who enjoy dressing rooms without doors... and having sex with other women.

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Annie Swanson Topless in the Dressing Room
MEGADETH - 'Head Crusher' LIVE on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
Man Walks Too Close To Exploding Van
Gianna Michaels stuffed inside a Tight Black Dress
MR BIG - Paul Gilbert & Billy Sheehan Guitar Solo LIVE at Budokan

 

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