Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Wednesday Links: Evil 2 Liter Gets Revenge, Forklift Driver Demolishes Warehouse, KISS live in New Orleans, Lots O' Links, Capri Cavalli, Jamie Graham, and Kayla Collins all make the sexy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This evil 2 liter bottle of soda didn't appreciate being mixed with Mentos:

and it went for its revenge on the poor unsuspecting lad.

If you haven't seen this Russian forklift driver destroying over $150k in Cognac and Vodka...

Just click above. OK, now you've seen it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Kelly Brook is Topless in Her New Play (Drunken Stepfather)
Meh...who cares? Kelly Brook got naked on camera before and HERE's THE PROOF!

Pamela Sweet, a badass bike, and the luckiest silver vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Rayvoness is mushing her boobs together (z0d)

Gemma Massey is Oh...So...Sassy. OK, so it Rhymes (Freakshow Planet)

What If Richard Simmons was a Pickup Artist? (FunnyCrave)

Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads (Gunaxin)

Actual Premise: Retarded Church Orphan MMA Fighter (FilmDrunk)

Hot Chicks Love the TOP GUN Song (Holy Taco)

Is Your Name Dave? (Unstructured)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

If you can manage to pick your jaw up off the floor, take a look at Capri Cavalli making out with Katalin Kiraly:

Of course the action gets a lot steamier. we just can't show you here.

Those two lucky girls Danielle and Leslie are surfing the web and making the sexy:

Wouldn't you know it, Leslie can get her whole hand into a tight space. How's THAT for subtle?

From boobies to bands, let's check out KISS, who are out on tour now:

That's the show opening and "Deuce" live at the Voodoo Experience festival.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Kayla Collins from PLAYBOY:

She's sooooo happy to be shooting her new video...and to be getting naked.

One more for good measure, right? Everyone say hi to PLAYBOY hottie Jamie Graham, who just loves to stay clean.

you know, because she's feeling herself up in the shower.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
2 Liter Soda Bottle Gets Revenge
Leslie and Danielle Web Surfing and Making Out
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE at Voodoo Experience Festival
Jamie Graham Takes A Shower
Russian Forklift Driver Smashes $150k in Cognac & Vodka
Kayla Collins PLAYBOY video shoot

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