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So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?
Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)
Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...
Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two
Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...
Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)
and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!
Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)
Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies
Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)
Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)
'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)
Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)
Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)
The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)
Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)
Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)
Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)
Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:
SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.
And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:
Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.
And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:
This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.
From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...
So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:
Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up
Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.
We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.
This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:
Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...
Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)
Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right
OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:
He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:
"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:
Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...
.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.
If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:
CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handyVisit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
The lovely Trish from FOUNDRY CAMS shows off her incredible body in a form-fitting, see-through bikini (yeah, like there's such a thing as a 'baggy bikini') while taking a ride on her in-home stripper pole. Music by ZERO1ZERO. Her nips are popping out of her top. We're drooling. How's about you?
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO!Then, when you're all lathered up, and your head can't get any more lumps on it because you've banged it into the monitor so many times, HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH TRISH LIVE!
